Bonk

British slang for sex.

Person 1: Go to horny jail *BONK*
Person 2: Good heavens!

Bonk by The Great Ridiculous One February 15, 2024

Bonk

A act of humorous resistance. The thing you do to the helmets of cops dressed up in riot gear with an empty water cooler to protect yourself from their completely unnecessary violent force against your peaceful university pro-Palestine demonstration.

That well-informed college student on the right side of history just “bonked” that police officer on the head with an empty water cooler! Legend.

Bonk by Ceasefirenow April 28, 2024

Bonk

When you use the largest blunt object possible. Oversized swords are not bonk. Comically large hammers and clubs? THAT'S BONK. In Elden Ring, Bonk players use something like a club or giant club. Anyone can use magic or a sword, but not everyone can embrace the bonk.

I unga, Therefore I bunga. Must Use Bonk!

Bonk by Arkieboy May 27, 2025

Bonk

Bonk (noun/adj.) — the short version of El Bonkieo

Adj: “That haircut is bonk.”
Noun: “You’re such a bonk.”

Bonk by Earthsigngaia December 8, 2025

BONK! 

To hug or to be hugged

Hey sis bonk! love ya

BONK! by Wolffame April 30, 2021

BONK! 

When the scout from team fortress asks if anybody is keeping track of any of the heads he's battered in with his metal bat.

Scout TF2: "Hey, is someone keeping track of my heads batted in? Bonk!"
Heavy TF2: "No"

BONK! by absolutely BONKers! August 3, 2023

bonk machine 

a cash machine, especially one that isn’t a fence

“that’s nae a bonk machine mate!”

bonk machine by stankyluigi December 10, 2020