Council Bluffs

full of meth heads, wiggers and cum guzzling gutter sluts.

unless you’re looking to score some meth or some sloppy toppy under the viaduct from a cum guzzling gutter slut while her wigger boyfriend watches, I would avoid Council Bluffs altogether.

by CBgutterslut4life March 31, 2023

Bluffs Dad

During the year 1939 American German Scientist, Oschwald Fritz was growing genetically modified potato’s. The first potato they engineered was named the “Bluff”, with a variety of modifications done to the offspring of the original, the final potato nicknamed “Bluffs Dad” was finalized in the year 1942, these potatoes were used during wartime but were eventually disposed of after the side effects were noticed. The last Bluffs Dad is left under keen watch by a couple in America. Most facts of this last potato are confidential.

P1: Hey dude have you ever met Bluffs Dad?
P2: No why?
P1: I heard it goes to our school.
P2: I bet it came from a junkyard.

by Oschwald Fritz Jr. October 16, 2023

Ball Bluff

A little fucking city in Minnesota with a very funy name.

Joe: Hey, did you ever visit Ball Bluff?
Donald: What the fuck is that Joe?

by Joey McQueen April 18, 2023

council bluffs high five

When I person wipes with their behind with their bare hand and gives another person a high five.

Bro we just won homecoming!!! How about a celebratory council bluffs high five!!!

by Jumbo bob jim November 18, 2022

Council Bluffs Sister

Incestual Relationship; also applies to other family members.

"Where's Jim tonight?"
"Oh, he's out with his Council Bluffs Sister again..."
"Wow. Won't their kids have hooves?!?"

by Arrogant Joe March 14, 2022

Red Bluff Highschool

A place full of drug addicts that constantly get in trouble for vaping in the bathrooms. There is fights like every week and everyone behaves like animals.

Friend: “Hey I wanna go to the Zoo with me tomorrow? I’ll pay for the entrance tickets!”

Me: “We don’t have to pay to go to the zoo. We can just go to Red Bluff Highschool for free!🤗🤗

They have all kinds of creatures and wild beasts. Some undiscovered species as well 🙊🙊🙀🙀

by Erick🧸 March 19, 2022

Red Bluff Highschool

A place full of weirdos and drug addicts. People constantly get caught vaping in the bathrooms and there is fights about every week. Many people there behave like animals.

Friend: “Hey, wanna go to the zoo with me tomorrow? I’ll pay for the entrance tickets!”

You: “There is no need. We can just go to Red Bluff Highschool for free! 🤗There is all kinds of animals and wild beasts. Some creatures there haven’t even been discovered by science yet🙊🙀‼️

by Erick🧸 March 19, 2022