beat up kuborblx day

On January 2nd you can beat up kubo and he will not fight back, because he's a dumbass.

guy 1: hey it's beat up kuborblx day!
guy 2: oh yeah i forgot! let's doxx him and fly to his home to beat him up!
guy 1: yes!!! great idea!!

by kuborblx December 7, 2021

National Beat Up Short People Day

Beat anyone short that is under 5’5 without consequences.

“Hey today National Beat Up Short People Day”
“What?- IS THAT A FUCKING GLOCK WITH A SWITCH?!”

by TheCrotaLeader October 22, 2024

National Beat Up Short People Day

Beat up anyone who is under 5’5 in October 23rd

“Hey did you know it is National Beat Up Short People Day?”

“Is that a crowbar?”

by TheCrotaLeader October 22, 2024

National Beat Up Your Short Friends Day!

June 15th is the day to beat up short people!
Gregory: Jayson, you know the rules. Come here.
Jayson: WHAT?!
Gregory: *Beats him up*
Jayson: NOOOOOOO! *screams in short people*

Happy National Beat Up Your Short Friends Day!

by CallmeVoid June 16, 2025

Beat up

To hurt someone by hitting or kicking or with physical force other repeatedly usually hard

To blame or to critize yourself constantly

Or to describe someone that is old and unusable

Beat up

by Hiyalolasr January 23, 2025

Beat up BIG DOG day

Beat up BIG DOG day is a national holiday celebrated in many countries on July 20th where you beat up BIG DOG.

Oh boy, look at the calendar! It's Beat up BIG DOG day! Prepare your hammers!

by The man who posts definitions July 20, 2024

National Beat Up A Libtard Day

A day celebrated every year on April 6th that involves beating up any libtard the left wing who does not believe in conservative ideologies. This day can be celebrated via: assault with a deadly weapon, assault with a non-deadly weapon, slapping a liberal with a comically large hot dog, wood chipper, and reporting them to immigration authorities.

I caught my son reading his liberal math textbook; I'm going to put him in a wood chipper on National Beat Up a Libtard Day!

by CharlieFriction April 5, 2025