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Bathroom Tag

When three or more people are seated at a restaturat
and commence to visit the bathroom, one at a time, effectively preventing their server from establishing proper contact and gathering a complete order and throwing off the "natural" order of the restaurant.
Manager: "Did you greet table 7 yet? cause I'm giving you a party of 12"

Jones: "No i didn't , they're playing bathroom tag and putting me in the weeds"
by billytese August 29, 2010
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bathroom singer

a person whose voice is so hoarse that he is not fit for singing but who likes singing when he is alone at home. Such a person frequently sings when he is taking a bath in his bathroom.
He is no singer. He is just a bathroom singer. Any doubt, eh?
by uttam maharjan January 26, 2010
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bathroom mirror illusion

when an ugly girl takes a picture of herself in a mirror and the camera flash hides her ugly face
you: dude check out this picture of this girl i've been talking to lately, shes so hot

me: haha man thats just the bathroom mirror illusion, shes ugly

you: ...damn
by nawitsokay July 6, 2010
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Bathroom Basketball

A game whose origins are from an "Olde English" sketch.
The target of this game is simply to throw rocks or different unrelated items into the far stall of the public bathroom.
The presence of people inside these bathroom stalls seems to have no effect on the results of this game.
Tavit: Hey, who wants to play bathroom basketball?
Hana: B-Bathroom basketball? How do you play?!
Tavit: It's easy, you just take some rocks and throw them into that stall over there.
Hana: A-All I got are these carrots.
Tavit: Oh!
David: I've got rocks. I've been waiting for a moment like this.
by Fish Beast of Aberdeen November 15, 2006
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bathroom buckshot

The act of having explosive diarrhea in close proximity to a toilet which results in fecal matter splatter on said toilet and nearby areas. Fecal matter splatter resembles the pattern of buckshot or birdshot. Usually associated with Radar Ass or Radar Butt.

Antonym: Immaculate Defecation
Guy 1 - Dude, I had such bad ED that I barely pulled down my pants and BAAMM. Bathroom Buckshot.
Guy 2 - Nasty, good thing we are at White Castle.
by 2Black2Strong May 27, 2014
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Bathroom Humor

Crude humor that is almost always associated with defecation, urination, flatulence, and vomiting. The occasional exception occurs while combining sexual and bathroom humor together, resulting in some pretty outrageous shit.
After I saw two girls one cup, I puked and ate it again, attempting to prevent any further mind fucking from the atrociousness that is now branded in my brain until the day I die. It was somebody's sick idea of bathroom humor.

Elvis died on the toilet, trying to pass a turd. An early example of bathroom humor.
by Zaerthe November 7, 2010
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Bathroom Sex

Commensing in hot doggy-style sex while in the bathroom of a fast food retaraunt. Usually a Burger King or McDonalds. Not wendys though. If done through the butthole even better.
"Me and my girl are going to Mcdonalds yo"
"Cool"
"And we'll hopefully have some bathroom sex my man!"
"NIce!. See you later dude"
by the adamsbobler February 18, 2009
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