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Award Stomp

To wreck someone's night by barging onto the stage while the person is receiving an award and saying things irrelevant to the person who received the award.
In the MTV Music Awards, when Taylor Swift received her music award, Kanye West Award Stomped into her, and said that Beyonce made the best music video of all time.
by (( ({>O<}) )) October 10, 2009
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two finger award

An act of congratulating a man when a person has discovered that he has had sexual intercourse the previous night.

This act is practiced by holding up the index and middle finger, then tilting your hand to the side.
Frank: I heard Ryan banged Ally last night!
Greg: I know bro, I gave him the two finger award!
by MAC36 December 11, 2007
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Get Wet Award

The gayest award one could possibly get. This is an award for having the most fun in water at a camp.
"Yo, I totally just got the fabulous Get Wet Award!" A kid says.
Another kid replies, "Kill yourself."
"Be quiet you, you, you SILLY GOOSE." the kid says flamboyantly.
by John Smith17 February 12, 2009
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Steel Wheels Award

"Did you hear that john got his steel wheels award this weekend on the railroad?" "No way man"
by Peck1234 February 27, 2015
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The Jane Goodall Award

Jane Goodall has been honored by the scientific community for her work with chimps.

This award is for the stalwart few who attempt to speak with and teach the uneducated chimps found throughout the internet.
Person A: Vaccines cause autism!
Person B: Actually they don't (cites a source)
Person A: That's your opinion (slanderous name)
Person C: I nominate Person B for the Jane Goodall award
Person A: Lolz Wat?
Person C: Nothing you need to worry about silly monkey.
by Legacy II January 8, 2016
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kids choice awards

The act of vomiting on to something or something. This is named so because the Kid's Choice Awards on Nick are notorious for "sliming" people.
I drank too much and fucking kids choice awards on your face.
by Joshua Aguiar November 9, 2006
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Duke of Edinburgh Award

A demeaning and pointless school award system designed by public boarding schools to give the students (who board)something other to do than bum each other.
Things that are more fun than the award:

1) French kissing a dead cow
2) Being stabbed
3) Eating lightbulbs
4) Crawling through broken glass naked
by Neural April 6, 2005
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