Romantic Autism

A normally social person who shuts down and cannot speak in the presence of a potential romantic partner.

I walked up to this girl in the bar and my romantic autism kicked in, couldn't say a word, couldn't move, felt like a had to flee.

by cochiseofcanada November 17, 2019

autism approved

Clothes or fabric that is soft and comfortable enough to the autistic touch.

This sweater is Autism Approved

by Greedsaccident February 16, 2021

American Autism

A harmful mental illness that is spread by Americans, which encourages other Americans and as well as non Americans to force retarded American ideals/ways of behaving onto others

"Don't mind Jay, he has American Autism."

by Pussysmasher 9000 January 16, 2021

Autism United

A group or collection of autistic people (Teddy) is an area of 50 square metres

Look over there, it is autism united.

by tj&cj April 03, 2020

Autism Prism

Autism Prism: What my friends use as and insult for you autistic bitch/ my friends brother or just to be stupid

*Teacher explaining geometry* My friend:"But you forgot the-" Me Clipping in: THE AUTISM PRISM

by Moe Lesty Chesty December 14, 2019

Autism boiler

Any kid named Lawson

Lawson: you’re a pedo nonce

Me: shut up you autism boiler

by _.thedaddioo._ October 25, 2019

Autism Hands

When someone moves their hands in an unconventional way while being generally over stimulated, most commonly while singing.

George: Hey, did you see Lucas's autism hands in his new music video?
Tom: Yeah he looked super retarded.

by Young_Old_Cisgender_Man January 12, 2018