Autism United

A group or collection of autistic people (Teddy) is an area of 50 square metres

Look over there, it is autism united.

by tj&cj April 3, 2020

American Autism

A harmful mental illness that is spread by Americans, which encourages other Americans and as well as non Americans to force retarded American ideals/ways of behaving onto others

"Don't mind Jay, he has American Autism."

by Pussysmasher 9000 January 15, 2021

autism approved

Clothes or fabric that is soft and comfortable enough to the autistic touch.

This sweater is Autism Approved

by Greedsaccident February 16, 2021

Autism boiler

Any kid named Lawson

Lawson: you’re a pedo nonce

Me: shut up you autism boiler

by _.thedaddioo._ October 25, 2019

Autism Hands

When someone moves their hands in an unconventional way while being generally over stimulated, most commonly while singing.

George: Hey, did you see Lucas's autism hands in his new music video?
Tom: Yeah he looked super retarded.

by Young_Old_Cisgender_Man January 11, 2018

autism mode

when a high functioning autistic throws a tantrum (screaming, crying, etc.) and looks like a low functioning autistic.

If you don't leave me alone I will be in autism mode.

Stop chewing gum, my child will go in autism mode.

My husband/wife was in autism mode yesterday.

by autism mode June 11, 2015

Relationship Autism

When one partner in a relationship is totally fine to spend time and talk with their bf/gf but will not make eye contact, and is uncomfortable with/rejects all physical contact and affection (i.e. won't do hand holding, hugging, kissing etc)

I don't know, it's like she has relationship autism or something.

by Jewelsbrosis June 3, 2011