thot attack

Play on words for heart attack. A thot attack is when your heart physically hurts because of a thot. This can happen when a thot breaks your heart.

John: Hey man, you good? You look out of it.
Mark: Yea, I'll be okay, just suffering from a thot attack.
John: I told you Mary was a thot!
Mark: Shouldn't have let my guard down on these trifling hoes.

by justkillmenow December 19, 2017

2-prong attack

When you ejaculate at night and forget to wipe, causing crustation of the urethra. When you piss in the morning, the piss is blocked by the bridge of crust and goes off in two directions.

I jacked off last night, and I had a 2-prong attack. It went all over the floor.

by 3prongattacker April 14, 2015

Snack Pack Sack Attack

The Snack Pack Sack Attack is quite simply, the result of a young man dipping his testicular sack (ball sack) into a snack pack (pudding), preferably tapioca (for the joy of texture), and then dipping that sack into a young womens mouth (teabag)
ball sack + snack pack + teabag = YES

"Hey remember that time when little Billy passed out in the locker room and Coach Sourbee snack pack sack attacked his ass??"
"yeah, I heard they pressed charges or something"

by capitalG March 14, 2009

japan is attacking

This is code for when a girl is on her period. It is symbolized by the Japanese flag, a white background with a single red dot(or period). 🇯🇵🇯🇵🇯🇵

Girl 1: Japan is attacking!
Girl 2: Do you have the supplies?
Girl 1: Running low
Girl 2: *passes a feminine hygiene product over secretly*

by Grammatical mistakes whatevva June 30, 2016

steal an attack walrus

To do something completely unnecessary yet totally awesome, even if it's a bit more difficult than the alternative..

I didn't need to escape the enemy base on a rocket while it exploded in the background. One of the numerous cars would have worked fine. But at some point we all must choose between what is right and what is awesome. At some point we all must choose to steal an attack walrus.

by Haragorn August 22, 2009

all out attack

To go out and get as drunk as it is possible in a short period of time. Do this by drinking quickly and accompanying every drink with shots of Aftershock, Sambuca, Absinth or whatever else the bar has. Called "binge drinking" by our wonderful government.

Were on all out attack tonite boys!!
Are we attackin it tonite boys?
Fuck, I think I'm dying, we attacked it last nite!!

by bald eagle March 16, 2006

Splash Attack

The complete and utter worst move in the Pokèmon game franchises. The move is only used by the Monster, Magikarp, and has no effect no matter what the user does without hacking the game.

MAGIKARP use splash attack!

It had no effect!

by Mr. G. Schneider December 27, 2007