Astro

Short for astronomical. A word used by skaters to describe something that’s totally bomb, usually like a difficult trick that they can do or see someone doing.

Damn, jah see home boy land the Caballerial? Dat flip is so astro.

by Let me be anonymous September 26, 2008

Astro Planing

The act of leaving one's living body and having an 'out of body experience'. Not the same as death.

Out of boy experiences can be attributed to astro planing.

by Srž Tanjur August 2, 2006

Astro Empires

AstroEmpires (AE) is a MMOG played by thousands of people trying to make themselves bigger and stronger aswell as taking the opponents down. Players form guilds and alliances in order to become stronger. AE has several other functions outside the game itself, such as Forums and their own Wiki. The Admin crew is known for their thirst for banning players who cheat (using scripts, bots, etc.), aswell as for suspending people who log on from the same IP address. There's several sorts of player, from simmers, who do nothing but simming and have huge fleets while have very low XP, to XP addicts who do nothing but crashing their entire fleets for the fun and the XP...from the leets who own everyone who crosses their way, to noobs who have their bases occupied 24/7. There is many ways to play that addictive game, only one goal: become stronger.

"I play Astro Empires, i'm leet"

"AE Wiki is serious business"

"You attacked with recyclers...you're epic fail"

"Shoot first, ask permission later."

"we're here for the lulz and the pew-pew!"

by DarknessWarrior January 28, 2009

Astro Livin

A slang term used to describe anal sex. "Astro" refers to Astroglide, a popular personal lubricant generally required for anal sex, and "Livin" refers to a way of life.

I've talked my girlfriend into it! I'll be astro livin tonight!

by Wicked Slayer January 12, 2009

Astrology

People are skeptical about astrology for a reason. An astrology book tells you that an Aquarian is cozy in a hammock. There's a lot of people who go and get a hammock, and there's no way all of them could be Aquarians. That's like saying if you meet somebody who likes pizza or red wine, you can tell they are an Aries. Then, if you question what you're reading, astrology tells you that the traits don't apply to every single person, and where the planets were in the sky when they were born can alter someone's personality. Some people would still say they're right about astrology, now that they've explained it that way, that sounds good to them, but to others it starts to sound a little bit silly (much like the bible).

Information about astrology is like information from scientists, politicians, or religion, it's questionable.

by Solid Mantis November 15, 2020

astro-turds

The little black rubber pellets used for cushioning on artificial playing fields.

You could tell he was in bounds because when he dragged his foot you could see the astro-turds popping up.

by R. Apfelbeck December 10, 2008

astrofeltching

Stretching the japseye of one man so another man can have sex with it, then sucking the cum out of the stretched japseye.

he did what? really? i thought astrofeltching was impossible!

by Annun. April 15, 2008