anxiety porn

(n) Behavior created expressly to incite terror for a broadcast audience.

The ad-hoc klan rally at the Capitol on 1/6/21 was pure anxiety porn. The terrorists derived great gratification from committing violent crimes in our seat of democracy. Anxiety porn should be classified as treason and terrorism.

by Anntichrist S. Coulter January 7, 2021

Anxiety Monster

They're the monster that hides under your bed and gives you anxiety. They're usually also known as depression. The biggest thing is that they hide them selves as your best friend.

My Anxiety Monster is my bestfriend.

by Anxiety Monster April 22, 2020

anarcho anxiety

when you have anarchist related anxiety related to:

a) betraying your anarchist ideals by denying others of their agency

b) other anti-authoritarian/ecological anxieties as a result of oppressive or industrial systems

Watching Koyaanisqatsi and telling my friends not to talk both really spiked my anarcho anxiety afterwards.

by HoodedNuts March 9, 2023

Tab Anxiety

When a tab whore cannot bear to shutdown his computer for the risk of losing all the open websites in his tab dump.

Dude, my computer is runnin slower than turtles stampeding through peanut butter.

Just restart it fuckface.

Can't. My tab anxiety's killin' me. I need to check out these links but haven't had the time.

by Syracuse JOHNSON February 28, 2010

vibration anxiety

when someone is expecting an important text and they feel a vibration in their pocket, but its actually all in their head... usually met with disappointment

I thought he texted me back but I guess I'm just having bad vibration anxiety.

by people are strange November 13, 2011

Sepertextion Anxiety

When you get concerned that you haven't had a text from your significant other after a few minutes.

Guy #1: I haven't had a text from (girl's name) in a while.

Guy #2: You texted her 10 minutes ago! You might have sepertextion anxiety.

by The Spoiler August 5, 2010

social anxiety

It feels like being trapped under ice, screaming to get out. But no one can hear you.

" I was trying to give a speech today but I totally forgot what I was gonna say so I froze for 10 seconds and told the teacher I was sorry because I forgot what I was going to say "

" Someone tried to talk to me today, but my social anxiety made my heart beat really fast and I just nodded my head "

by burrowed under ground May 5, 2013