Anime

Don't worry, it's not porn

Person 1: Are you watching anime?
Person 2: It's not porn!

by PostFarmer May 31, 2018

Anime

Anime is actually real, unlike life. That girlfriend you met in high school? She’s fake! Your waifu? She actually likes you back! Your hopes and dreams? Totally fake! The next episode of your favorite anime? Your true dream! What I’m saying is:

ANIME = REAL LIFE

by Truth_def June 11, 2018

Anime

Japanese cartoons or animations.

Contains characters who shout there attacks before fighting instead of surprising the enemy with their moves.

Naruto: I will attack with the power of toaster hands!

Enemy: Oh no! How can I prevent the move that he just told me he was going to do?! I'm doooooomed!

Me: Why do I like this show so much? Anime logic makes no sense!

by Shnoozle Doop Boop May 18, 2018

Anime

A Mistake

“Anime was a mistake” -Hayao Miyazaki, creator of anime

by brianimal November 20, 2019

Anime

Something you watch when your a lonely weeb “sad”

Oh Look there’s A weeb Watching Anime hahahahHa

by BigBushesinCrows April 25, 2019

Anime

Anime is awesome so dont fucking hate on it you normies

Girl weeb:omg i love anime,i really love Haikyu!!
Random normie:i hate anime,anime is for little kids and you are not a kid.
Girl weeb:oh shut the fuck up,anime helps us at doing something like getting better at drawing or ect. go watch some riverdale fucking normie

by fuckmylifelolbutwhatever September 10, 2020

Anime

Possibly one of the worst things that mankind has ever came up with.

Wow, anime is shit.

by why do I suffer from sadness September 16, 2020