Angela

A Macedonian goddess. Represents fertility and sarcasm. Some have noted that early drawings of her resemble modern day pop star, Amy Winehouse. Her Mexican counterpart is the goddess Bescudero.

Her caustic wit is a gift from the goddess Angela.

by cirwin February 3, 2010

Angela

Angela is a name. They are weird and funny. They sometimes succeed and sometimes fail. They are good people. Angelas can come in all shapes and sizes. Angelas may not be perfect or the “women of your dreams”but they don’t care. They only worry about there self and the ones they love. They are hard workers and try there best. They are very loyal and are sometimes mischievous and clumsy . Some Angelas are artists some are not but you are the judge. They doubt themselves and think I am not pretty when many people think they’re pretty.

And you maybe asking how do I know all of this information well... I’m an Angela.

Person 1: hey who’s that funny lady?
Person 2: well that’s Angela.
Angela: Yo wassup dog!
Person 1&2: hahahahahaha lol
Angela: hahahahahahahaha lol

by _Lonely_Spoon_ November 25, 2018

angela

A little whore who secretly wants a man to put her in her place all the time. She loves damaged men with blonde or brown hair, who know how to treat a slut rough.

I gave him 75$ to screw his angela but i know she would have done it for free cause shes such a horny slut.

by perfectlydamaged July 2, 2015

Angela

a girl that likes drawing and that's my sister , Angela.

Angela is the best! I like her drawings! wow!!

by jujubarcelo December 14, 2020

Angela

a very strange (usually brown) creature that hangs upside down in caves and makes distinctive screeching noises.

susan: oh my, what is that noise? it sounds like a dolphin. wait! can it be? it's the rare Angela!

by awhitevanbythenameofpetunia August 23, 2011

Angela

A blonde-haired girl who seems innocent but in reality is actually a horny little child. When she grows up she will likely end up taking it up the rear from every guy she ever meets.

That bitch must've been an Angela when she was a freshman in high school....

by sweatshirt69 October 19, 2013

Angela

a creepy, plotting, evil robber who takes your cookies when she thinks youre not watching

noooo! mr bob assigned my seat next to angela!!

by hapa_dog June 16, 2019