alcohol

The best thing created. It Helps almost everyone get some from the opposite sex. It makes for a fun time
Without alcohol, I'd still be a vigrin!
by Nickday May 26, 2006
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Alcoholic

Anyone who drinks in excessive amounts or is under age and has any amount of alcohol.
by JimmyBarns August 25, 2014
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Alcoholic

A guy named Dan who comes to your house on a Thursday night and spills beer on your couch.
This guy needs some help because he is an alcoholic.
by Dirty__Dan October 23, 2016
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alcoholic

A guy whose real name is Al Coholic who drinks too much beer and gets so stoned that he ends up the subject of prank calls
Bart: Is Al there?
Moe: Who?
Bart: Al, last name Coholic.
Moe: Phone call for Al, Al Coholic. Come on, is there an alcoholic (AlCoholic) in here?!!
by Mike Dizzled July 01, 2004
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Alcoholism

Basically if you call someone on the phone and in an emotional wreck and express your love for them. Bloody alcoholics.
Alcoholism is only a problem if you say it's a problem.
by iwannabeanalcoholic August 08, 2006
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Alcoholic

Someone who can't go a day with out drinking alcohol.
by Candlelit April 19, 2019
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Alcoholism

Very chic amongst (pseudo-)intellectuals, mostly of the hipster brand.
Sascha spends his Friday nights drunk, reading Derrida.

Alcoholism must be in this definition.
by kikikikikikikiki May 24, 2008
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