alcohol

The best thing created. It Helps almost everyone get some from the opposite sex. It makes for a fun time

Without alcohol, I'd still be a vigrin!

by Nickday May 30, 2006

Alcoholic

Anyone who drinks in excessive amounts or is under age and has any amount of alcohol.

The underage person is an alcoholic

by JimmyBarns August 25, 2014

Alcoholic

A guy named Dan who comes to your house on a Thursday night and spills beer on your couch.

This guy needs some help because he is an alcoholic.

by Dirty__Dan October 22, 2016

alcoholic

A guy whose real name is Al Coholic who drinks too much beer and gets so stoned that he ends up the subject of prank calls

Bart: Is Al there?
Moe: Who?
Bart: Al, last name Coholic.
Moe: Phone call for Al, Al Coholic. Come on, is there an alcoholic (AlCoholic) in here?!!

by Mike Dizzled June 30, 2004

Alcoholism

Basically if you call someone on the phone and in an emotional wreck and express your love for them. Bloody alcoholics.

Alcoholism is only a problem if you say it's a problem.

by iwannabeanalcoholic September 11, 2008

Alcoholic

Someone who can't go a day with out drinking alcohol.

Abby is an alcoholic.

by Candlelit April 18, 2019

Alcoholism

Very chic amongst (pseudo-)intellectuals, mostly of the hipster brand.

Sascha spends his Friday nights drunk, reading Derrida.

Alcoholism must be in this definition.

by kikikikikikikiki May 24, 2008