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Airline Bob

Good example of an "Airline Bob": "You sound so british, you hoe" - said Nick (in an extremely gay voice).
by Swedish awesome Forrester April 25, 2011
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San International Airlines

A shitty airline with amazing staff members.
"Hey Bro, I'm going onto San International Airlines!"

"Yo bro, watch out, it's not a good airline"
by Joanne Anne January 21, 2022
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IKEA Airlines

An airline full of self built planes using confusing instructions
Today you will be flying with IKEA Airlines.
by Rstam May 21, 2019
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John SouthWest Airlines

John southWest Airlines is a anime nerd who can rock anyones world with his flight or stupidty. 10/10 airlines
by Jhon southwest January 20, 2022
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Galaxy Airlines

Galaxy Air is the best airport you can find in the Mushroom Kingdom. One of their airports even has a Mario Kart track there!
Galaxy Airlines is the plane I trust.
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Paratroopa Airlines

One of 3 airline companies in the Mushroom Kingdom. They are not as popular as the other 2, but have better routes. There planes aren't all that great.
My ticket says Paratroopa Airlines.
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conservative airline

Any airline during the COVID pandemic who's main customers are Republicans and their supporters, who disapprove of the FAA mask mandate. The airline would in theory allow its passengers to not wear masks and flaunt the FAA mandates. The fleet of the airline would consist of aircrafts built around the time that Trump considered America was great (80s). Basically the fleet would be consisting of old, jet fuel guzzling Boeing 707's, 727's, and 747-100's.

On a real note... there actually were news reports of conservatives wanting to create their own airlines that would flaunt the mask mandates. But eventually these plans all ended failure for one reason or another, and not a single such airline was created.
1: Do you think there will ever be a conservative airline?

2: Nah, the FAA would probably ground any airline they found out was flaunting the mask mandates, and probably revoke the airline's licence to fly.
by MST3K I like April 12, 2022
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