The Chair... er, I mean AIR Force are those guys who wear BDUs like the Army, but are too good for guns. The Air Force is organized into Commands, Wings, Groups, Squadrons, and Flights (just to remind people that even if only a small fraction of the service is represented by pilots, the Air Force is all about planes). If at all possible they prefer to stay in the break room and watch TV for the better part of their work day. Many nations have Air Forces.
Get off your lazy asses and go bomb those SOB terrorists!!! Oh wait, we are grilling burgers and watching cable, then closing up early for the four day weekend. Maybe later.
An Air Force is a force composed largely of air. So much air, in fact, that it barely qualifies as a "force".
An Air Force is a force composed largely of air. So much air, in fact, that it barely qualifies as a "force".
by Phayte January 3, 2007
Get the air force mug.(1) A Government-funded amateur flying club (2) An organization composed of prima dona aeronautical wannabes who were unable to find employment in the private sector. (3) A civilianized baby sister of Marine and Army Aviation whose song was written by the "Army Air Corps wives" (you read that right)(4) A misleading service with illusionary airmen who think they are on the same level of honor as the Marines as they drive from their air conditioned quarters to in their air conditioned cars to their air conditioned work stations.
The airmen of this branch themselves serve as an example of the entire Air Force as they can easily be picked out of a line by being a pitiful, chair-borne, public assistance program reject. A useless person whose lack of initiative, intellect, and physical stamine renders him incapable of finding employment elsewhere.
by Barrett Nance November 12, 2008
Get the Air Force mug.Branch of the military that uses air craft to attack or defend land and airspace.
Yet another British invention.
Yet another British invention.
by AMX September 14, 2007
Get the Air Force mug.ANYONE I mean ANYONE wears this shoe (except for white men) are DANGEROUS. If you see someone with black air force 1s RUN. or at least be cautious they have committed crimes not even imaginable stay safe out there 🔥
by themenace2 June 9, 2023
Get the Black Air Force 1 mug.The Air Force is the youngest branch of the DOD. As the name implies, the Air Force is mostly oriented with aviation. Though this is common with the other branches of the DOD, the Air Force is “special”.
Unlike other branches of the Military, the Air Force needs to be coddled and nurtured. The lack of carpet on a barracks room floor with send the average Airman into state to where he/she has to cope by succumbing to a fetal position, crying himself/herself to sleep. Not to worry, for they are paid an extra allowance for after living under such “harsh conditions” whenever they have to mingle with other branches of the Military.
The Air Force can also be defined by their Physical Readiness. Where most branches conduct PT (Physical Training) through a series of running, push-ups, sit-ups, pull-ups, eight count body builders, etc, the Air Force simply have to ride a bicycle in order to prove their readiness for military standards. Correction; Air Force military standards.
An interesting trait about the Air Force is their lack of vocal processing. While other branches of the military sing cadence while they march, the Air Force does otherwise. Due to a default that could possibly be blamed on memory, coordination, and lack of style, the Air Force can only march to the singular sound of the word “Hut”.
Ex: “Hut…Hut…Hut…Hut…Hut…etc”
Because the Air Force is “special”, they disregard all other branches of the DOD, especially to another member of the service that outranks them. This can include the colors ceremony…the raising and lowering of our nations flag. Where the other branches of the military stand and salute Old Glory, the Air Force is allowed to casually conduct their business and pay no mind to the National Anthem that is played over a loud speaker.
The Air Force, unlike other branches, is allowed to move their families to their duty stations abroad. This allows them the comfort and stability to defend the nation. How other branches of the military go without this is still a mystery and under investigation. But, fret not, for these young Airmen and Sergeants families. They will have carpet, I assure you.
Unlike other branches of the Military, the Air Force needs to be coddled and nurtured. The lack of carpet on a barracks room floor with send the average Airman into state to where he/she has to cope by succumbing to a fetal position, crying himself/herself to sleep. Not to worry, for they are paid an extra allowance for after living under such “harsh conditions” whenever they have to mingle with other branches of the Military.
The Air Force can also be defined by their Physical Readiness. Where most branches conduct PT (Physical Training) through a series of running, push-ups, sit-ups, pull-ups, eight count body builders, etc, the Air Force simply have to ride a bicycle in order to prove their readiness for military standards. Correction; Air Force military standards.
An interesting trait about the Air Force is their lack of vocal processing. While other branches of the military sing cadence while they march, the Air Force does otherwise. Due to a default that could possibly be blamed on memory, coordination, and lack of style, the Air Force can only march to the singular sound of the word “Hut”.
Ex: “Hut…Hut…Hut…Hut…Hut…etc”
Because the Air Force is “special”, they disregard all other branches of the DOD, especially to another member of the service that outranks them. This can include the colors ceremony…the raising and lowering of our nations flag. Where the other branches of the military stand and salute Old Glory, the Air Force is allowed to casually conduct their business and pay no mind to the National Anthem that is played over a loud speaker.
The Air Force, unlike other branches, is allowed to move their families to their duty stations abroad. This allows them the comfort and stability to defend the nation. How other branches of the military go without this is still a mystery and under investigation. But, fret not, for these young Airmen and Sergeants families. They will have carpet, I assure you.
Guy 1: "I loved the cartoon G.I. Joe! That's exactly the reason I joined the Air Force!"
Guy 2: "You probably should have joined the Military instead."
Guy 2: "You probably should have joined the Military instead."
by Shuckins February 12, 2008
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Black Air Force-refers to the troops in the United States Air Force that are seen in all black Special Operation kit that come out of no where and go into hot zones in and out mercing everyone they see. No one knows what unit they are with but everyone has either seen them in route or know someone that has and whispers about seeing them in hushed tones. The very definition of a fast paced highly secret kill squad.
Black Air Force-refers to the troops in the United States Air Force that are seen in all black Special Operation kit that come out of no where and go into hot zones in and out mercing everyone they see. No one knows what unit they are with but everyone has either seen them in route or know someone that has and whispers about seeing them in hushed tones. The very definition of a fast paced highly secret kill squad.
"Those guys came in with black air force energy."
"If you are stupid enough to set up in their hood you are probably gonna be black air forced at night."
"If you are stupid enough to set up in their hood you are probably gonna be black air forced at night."
by KhandaharGunBunny April 6, 2022
Get the Black Air Force mug.Bob: "Where will the United States obtain its next generation of war fighters?"
Tom: "No need to recruit now, Bob. The Air Force Academy will take care of our nation's needs for at least another 20 years."
Tom: "No need to recruit now, Bob. The Air Force Academy will take care of our nation's needs for at least another 20 years."
by W.S. October 13, 2003
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