afk nikki

a person that you have as a friend in your msn/gmail chat list, whose status is always set to online, but they themselves are most often afk (away from keyboard)

gmail chat conversation:

person a) where's michael?

person b) i noticed michael's status is always set to online, but when i try chatting him, he is always afk... i will conclude he an afk nikki

by Crazy Uncle Dimma January 11, 2012

afk sleeping

a derp

i'm afk sleeping, hi

by Bonjouri May 20, 2014

Afk in vanish

a minecraft afk staff member in vanish

how to go afk in vanish tells no one that they are going afk
*goes in goto vanish*
and afks

by Moose1301 December 1, 2018

afk hunter

Scumbags in PUBG that wait until all of the afk players drop to get a mass amount of kills to feel good about themselves.

Afk hunters be like —Bro 1-“Hey bro we already dropped!”Bro 2- “Nah, I’m afk hunting like a little faggot.” Bro 1-“ Bro that’s Uber gay, after this game we cant play together.”

by Fuk lil bitchs October 4, 2019

AFK'r

An AFK'r is a person so bad at a particular subject or skill in a certain game, that they wait until a person has gone offline, and then proceed to destroy everything they spent time on, and raid all their stuff. Their usual response to them being confronted is either "I was Bored XD" or "should've had better defense B)"

Have you heard about Adam? He apparently stole all of Michael's stuff while he was gone due to his low level weapons. He is such an AFK'r

by Somethang May 24, 2021

Afk shift

(Excluding lunch, washroom breaks or sleep) the amount of time you spend as an afk chatter

If you say something like gtg and brb to your mates in a chat room, and you go off to help your parents, this may be the beginning of your longish afk shift.

by Crazy Uncle Dimma March 6, 2022

AFK (Armadillos are Fucking my Keyboard)

AFK (different from the other common use, Away From Keyboard) stands for Armadillos are Fucking my Keyboard. It is commonly used as an exclamation of excitement, anger, sadness, or any other strong emotion. The term was coined in the wake of the 2000s by a group of small time hackers and petty criminals from the suburbs of Detroit, the Killsmiths. They would leave the abbreviation or fill phrase on the homescreen of a website after committing a cyber attack against it. The A and K are often switched out for a number of other terms, including but not limited to:

Angels, Anti-Gravity Clocks, Amish settlers, Anguished sailors, Killsmith, Krispy Kreme, Kremlin, Keytar, or others.

“Yoo Travis! Ready for the game this Sunday?”
“You know it! AFK (Armadillos are Fucking my Keyboard) I’m so excited!”

“Travis, I want a divorce.”
“Sandra? What do you mean?”
“You are always off at your games, you never make time to hang out with me or our children anymore.”
“AFK! That’s a bummer.”

by TimeTickler July 15, 2023