Titty assed

The state of being so fucked up that you don’t know the difference between your titties or your ass.

Molly was so titty assed last night that she ate a tide pod.

by Back Left Corner ofThe Library January 29, 2018

dagmawit assefa

A sexy ass mother fucker and she’s confident and she says fuck you to all the fake friends purryat and is with Lauren drury

Dagmawit assefa just ate Lauren drury out

by laurendruryfanpage January 17, 2021

can't be assed

When you can't be bothered to do something.

Acronym: cba

I can't be assed to do the homework.

Another example:

I couldn't be assed to do the homework.

by igorpleaseshutup November 8, 2020

The Right Honourable the Lords Spiritual and Temporal of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland in Parliament assembled

The upper house of parliament

Richard: Oi bruv The Right Honourable the Lords Spiritual and Temporal of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland in Parliament assembled is trying to ban the BBC.

James: right well bruv The Right Honourable the Lords Spiritual and Temporal of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland in Parliament assembled is trash.

Jeremy: *rolling Reliant Robin*.

by cheerful ox April 9, 2022

liquid assets

(n.) Assets owned by a person or organisation that can quickly be redeemed for cash (This also includes cash and bank balance).

Debtors do not count as liquid assets because there is no garuantee that cash can be recieved from the.

by Gumba Gumba May 13, 2004

Assed backwards

A person acting ass backwards on an ongoing basis.

Trump's speech was ass backwards. No surprise there. Trump is one mofo, assed backwards, whack job.

by Bursts Of Beauty June 21, 2016

Assemble

When called to an ASSEMBLE !

You can not refuse.

WEEDY ASSEMBLE !
but I'm having dinner !
ASSEMBLE !
Fine !

by Geoff Tucker ( Weedy ) December 22, 2010