the most extravagant and expensive wedding on the planet. it’s filled with traditions such as the groom must “take” the bride from the house and some shoe gets stolen in the process. it’s a big deal. the wedding must have a minimum of 350 people and if it’s not at Metropol banquet hall, then ur doing it wrong. it’s filled with a bunch of drunk and angry armenians and gorgeous and glammed up ladies. usually lasts until 4am (at least that’s when they bring the eggs with tomatoes)
“Where were you last night u were out until the morning?!”
“i was at an armenian wedding! it was epic”
“i was at an armenian wedding! it was epic”
by sm102938 July 24, 2018
Get the armenian weddingmug. by dopeshow69420 May 5, 2025
Get the Armenian Handjobmug. The happy trail of a person who is of Armenian ethnicity, usually thicker and more lengthy than your average happy trail.
When my Armenian friend took off his shirt to tan on the beach, a child said “hey mommy look at that guys happy trail!” The mom replied “sweeet that’s not a happy trail, that’s an Armenian highway!”
by Phillybiop February 21, 2025
Get the Armenian Highwaymug. by Poopoofartheadthefourth October 16, 2022
Get the oversized armenian dumpster ratmug. When you ejaculate onto some popsicles, put the popsicles in the freezer, and then insert said popsicles into a person's anus and then pull out the popsicles and lick them.
by Unicorn Brad October 27, 2021
Get the Armenian Pleasure popsiclesmug. "OMG is that Pete over there? He's so talented, we should say hi!"
" Yeah Pete's cool, I just can't hang when his ten tiny Armenian friends start exposing themselves in public."
" Yeah Pete's cool, I just can't hang when his ten tiny Armenian friends start exposing themselves in public."
by Knowmatik August 9, 2019
Get the Ten Tiny Armenian Friendsmug. Didn't happen ☪️ ☪️ ☪️ ☪️ ☪️ ☪️ ☪️ ☪️ ☪️ ☪️ ☪️ ☪️ ☪️ ☪️ ☪️ ☪️ ☪️ ☪️ ☪️ ☪️ ☪️ ☪️ ☪️ ☪️ ☪️ ☪️
by Tom28281 July 11, 2023
Get the Armenian genocidemug.