Andre

Someone who always says, "People die everyday."

and always "live-titties" as a substitute for the popular turn of phrase, "deadass."

Anyone: "Ouch, I have a paper cut!"
Andre: "People die everyday."

Anyone: "No way you met 21 in Drake's crib."
Andre: "Bro, live-titties, I did."

by daddiedre November 6, 2022

Andre

A short person who looks like Harry Potter, acts like a crazy person every now and then, and looks like a nerd.

Did you know Andre is going to an anime con because he is desperate to see his favorite vtuber.

by MMTC August 20, 2022

Andre

Sexy as fuck

Oh my god is that Andre?
Yes! He’s so fucking hot

by Doctor Phil is daddy November 8, 2019

ANDRE

A milk-dud looking wigga who only eats lucky charms in his moms basement. He weighs 200 pounds and loves to eat sonic. Some Andre’s are good people with good lives but most are like my definition.

That guy is a retarded peanut. He must be a ANDRE.

by acousticdolphin2090 March 13, 2022

Andre

A real ass nigga a true thug money always on his mind the type of nigga to pull a driveby on somebody momma house

This dude that just got out of jail is Andre

by 266gds4tgj84r4edy6vh886 June 18, 2018

Andres

All Andres are unbelievably sexy, smart, funny, and charming. They are the topic of many fantasies, often accused of being man-whores. Always have a long line of girls after them, even some men too – an Andres is that sexy. Often seen around fellow good-looking men, such as Enrique, Raphael, and Jack.

Girl: SHIT THAT GUY IS SO HOT, HE MUST BE NAMED ANDRES

Guy: MAN, THAT GUY IS SO COOL, HE MUST BE NAMED ANDRES

Girl 1: SHIT THIS GUY JUST CHARMED THE SHIT OUT OF ME, HE'S SO SEXY AND AWESOME I WANT HIS COCK

Girl 2: HE MUST BE AN ANDRES.

by bpbiron April 16, 2010

Andres

A big rat that is fucking annoying in life.

Ewww look an andres .

by Yourleftnut21 July 22, 2016