Alfredo

A “man” that wears skinny jean shorts and has nipple piercings. He’s going grey but loves to pretend he’s 18, not 40, and he dyes his beard black #justformen
He thinks he’s the best roller skater, but it’s just awkward.

He can get all of the women, yet none of them.

He’s a good friend, and really funny, he’ll always help you out.

He likes to use the words “yo” and “foo” and his laugh is a cackle.

If you have to pick an alfredo, go to Olive Garden.
by Teampanties September 20, 2020
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alfredo de bospedo

A popular pedofile in the world who likes to abduct people in his icecreamvan. Alfredo de bospedos are mostly found in dark forests
The Alfredo de bospedo raped the welp.
by The cloudraper333 June 06, 2022
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Alfredo juice

Okay so you’re the slut in my DMS always asking for the recipe for my secret Alfredo juice. Let’s get cooking.

First in a large bowl mix 1 cup flor with 2 large cracked eggs 1 tsp gay pride 3 tbsp corn starch.

In a smaller bowl mix 1/4 cup water with 3 cups Alfredo sauce. Poor the small bowl into a large saucepan. Cook on high for 30 minutes. Drive to your girls house assault her. Get arrested and repeat. Enjoy
Fuck me that Alfredo juice so sweet fuck you bitch you’re going to jail.
by Bonkedintheheadasachild March 12, 2025
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Alfredo

He most likely gets high has sold drugs before or is doing so barely does school work is Mexican gets faded everyday at school gets in trouble but not alot would do almost everything for everyone the nicest person you can meet can be silent and loud depends who he's with if you dont like him or dont fuck with him he wont fuck with u either most likely listens to trap music and always tries to better himself from da outside has hella stories to tell is mad interesting he aint afraid to fight someone if he haves to but doesn't really like to a hustler loyal ass fuck is down to take different drugs he can be fake to certain people he doesn't like if he aint in a gang he wont act gangster has anxiety when he’s with nobody he knows he’s more active and more social with people he knows he would make bad decisions it will take him a while to learn some days he’s chill some days he doesn’t give a fuck about what he does fucks with carti and travis and has taste on almost every genre he fucks with underground artist he can switch up his style and tries to be different he most likely has alot of friends he isn’t afraid bout putting something ong hes good looking hes sleek hes slick with things he does.
Dats my boy Alfredo
by Ofayerc November 19, 2023
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