Airpod shotty

imma catch a body
lookin really sussy

just murdered a family of 4 with an Airpod shotty

you kidding? not even an airpod shotty pro? poor loser
*points and laughs and airpod shottiliter*

by SargeantMegaChad September 25, 2022

AirPod shuffle

The process of rotating left and right AirPods between your ears and the battery case to keep a long phone call going.

I was on the phone for five hours! Had to do the AirPod shuffle.

by Pinson Close November 24, 2020

Airpod person

Exactly the same as earpod person.

A pod person or normie that has zero personal style or independent thought.
They're often seen wearing airpods and apple watches.
The marketeers dream, because they always buy the crap that marketeers promote.
Often copy "politically correct" opinions, but are not really into politics.

Colleague 1: do you know who Jason is?
Colleague 2: he's that new airpod person at sales department.
Colleague 1: ah they've hired yet another airpod person?
Colleague 2: yeah looks like the new management is more concerned with image than intelligence.

by Boomer the Lancaster bomber December 11, 2020

Airpods

sOrRy I dOnT sPeAk BrOkE

They don’t fall out - everybody who owns airpods

by airpodgang.ie February 1, 2019

Airpods

Only rich people have these and shun the people without airpods. People with airpods are superior to people with wires.

John-Ewww Kevin are those wires you smell like broke.
Kevin-Shut the fuck up John I'm not rich like you with your Airpods.

by colinyumayyy February 27, 2019

airpods

Things for people who CAN'T AFFORD WIRES!!

I think Timmy is broke because he has airpods instead of wires.

by jordan143 February 14, 2019

Airpods

AirPods are wireless Bluetooth earbuds released by Apple in December 2016. ... They automatically sync through Apple's iCloud service allowing users to switch audio sources to other supported devices connected by the same Apple ID.

"Look at Tsumugi's new airpods! Aren't they so amazing?" Said Makoto.

"Your just too poor to buy your own. Fucking poor people these days. The can just , get more rich. Duh." Said Togami

by the gay one in the room February 15, 2019