adminopause

Used to describe the groups of middle-aged women who run the administration in most institutions and corporations.

Origin: Admin + menopause. Administration/bureaucracy is thought to have been invented during the middle ages by crusaders and explorers to ensure their wives' fidelity while they were gone, by keeping them busy with useless paperwork, e.g. "I'm going to rescue the Holy Land darling, by the time I get back I want you to alphabetize this list of the serfs and cross reference it against a list of our debtors, graphed against the last ten years' harvests, etc. etc."

These tasks would keep the wives so busy they had no time for lovers. By the time the men came home, the women were so engrossed in the admin they kept doing it and passed it on to the next generation, believing this made up work to be of vital importance, an attitude which persists to this day.

The adminopause have called another useless meeting.

The adminopause have got me so busy filling out forms I can't get anything done today.

Unemployment is down thanks to the growing adminopause sector.

by GWMcL July 10, 2010

AdmiralBulldog

Swedish cuck streamer who won a TI once and thinks it still makes him relevent to this day, but still got a hot grill, probably because she is cringe incarnate.

Remember that AdmiralBulldog who won a TI in 2013? Yeah me neither.

by xxx_FidgetSpinner69 September 3, 2017

Admiralled

Verb. To be admiralled: Promoted to a position where you are next in line to be blamed, fired or even snuffed out.

Taken from Darth Vader's proclivity to force-choke Admirals who had not performed their duties satisfactorally, and promote the next man in line to Admiral... hence condemning him to a similar fate when the next mistake was made.

"You have failed me for the last time Admiral Ozzel... choking... You are in command now Admiral Piett."

Oh Christ, I've just been admiralled up to Senior Account Director, that's my career finished when the sales figures come out next month.

by Scrapyard-mutt April 29, 2020

AdminRiuys

AdminRiuys is one of the 'best' FBL players in the generation and is also a certified pack god when his teammates suck ass.

Bob: YOU SUCK, YOU'RE GETTING BITCHED AROUND BY OUR TEAMMATES

AdminRiuys: YOU ARE 600 POUNDS x4

by grandscammer January 24, 2022

JoBama Admin

The shadow government run by Obama from his basement through his minions embedded in the Federal government and installed by Biden

JoBama Admin is the “shadow” government run from outside the White House

by ReneeIsFedUp July 7, 2021

Penis Admirer

A guy that prefers beautiful cocks instead of scary vulvas.
A guy in denial of being gay.

A: Yo, you’re gay.
B: Stop calling me gay, I’m just a penis admirer!!!

by mindblowingmindblower August 30, 2022

Reddit Admin

A fat bastard that still lives with their parents. most, but not all are men (1 of 15 mods/admins are female, but its rare and far worse). they are very similar, if not identical to discord mods. they like to find every little problem because they have nothing else to do with their life, kind of like a divorced, unemployed dad living off of welfare.

Normie 1: why are you so upset?
Normie 2: Because some fat-ass reddit admin took down my meme because it violated a rule, and I don't have it saved

by DogbertsLeftNut January 28, 2023