better than a slap in the belly with a wet fish

better than it could be

Complainer: This movie/pizza/vacation sucks!

Responder: It's better than a slap in the belly with a wet fish!

by mom743 December 4, 2010

Snapped Off A Big Fish

A shit of both volumetric and cohesive magnitude that terminates with a blunt end upon exiting the anus, leaving little if any residue in its wake.

Dude, I thought my crap du jour would be a total dumpgasm. But since I snapped off a big fish, I won't be needing the toilet paper after all.

by Dr Ike August 12, 2011

don't be jealous of a dead fish

Don't dwell on something long gone or worthless

- Did you see who my ex girlfriend kissed?
- Oh come on, don't be jealous of a dead fish!

by trippy trip February 27, 2023

a rusty fish hook

when the girl is on top and you reach around put your finger in her butt

If your girlfriend is freaky you should give her the rusty fish hook

by Timm A October 22, 2003

cracked like a koi fish

While being cracked out of your mind yet still performing. Similar to how a koi fish swim in a small pond cracked out of its mind but still performing.

Som’ shit Brad says

Or
Fuck boi you are cracked like a koi fish.

Or
Bro I was watching reel rock and I was cracked like a koi fish.

by SonOfAMish October 7, 2021

lie there like a dead fish

When a person has sex with someone and they lie there and expect them to do everything to them and they do nothing in return. It usually means they are selfish and want nothing more than to get off. They are the kind of people that just want to use people for their own personal gain.

"Are you going to just lie there like a dead fish?"

"I have only thirty minutes, make it snappy!"

by dudelistico2012 August 19, 2011

slept with a wet fish

When all of a sudden you realize something terrible has happened to you, it feels like being slapped in the face with a wet fish. In instances where you gain this insight right after waking up, you have obviously 'slept with a wet fish' only to realize what a fool you've been after you wake up.

When I woke up and realized those conmen had tricked me out of a lot of dough last night, I really knew I had slept with a wet fish all night long!

by E-go-go January 30, 2009