Tom

Tom; Derived from the Latin term of pre-developed baffoon.
Often Tom's are pre-evolutions of humans however advanced orangutangs. They are often from the rare Nigerian Orangutang. They are originally washed by their elders then transferred to a refugee camp somewhere in Dunoon. It is here where their hair is dyed orange.
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1. Wow is that a Tom. He must be an underdeveloped human.

by BigBoiOiOi September 12, 2019

Tom

A Three Metre Flathead that has spat the hook.

“That Tom would have been so good”

by 3m flatty June 27, 2019

Tom

Plays Roblox and is the best person alive. Is loved by everyone he meets especially defaults. is a noob at fortnite and has ayoutube channel called Tjplays. Add himon discord called zuronto.

Tom is a noob

by mozborne05 March 21, 2019

Tom

Fuck Tom

Fuck Tom

by Shackleford84 June 12, 2023

Tom

Any canadian goose that approaches you with caution until offered a pretzel.

Tom took the pretzel from my hand

by oscarthegrouch62 July 11, 2021

Tom

dumbass

Tom's a dumbass

by tomll_ October 21, 2020

Tom

Tom is a very childish man who is very fun and cares for everyone.Tom gives his nieces money and spoils them so much. Tom is going to have a baby who will be so beautiful and a close close brother , he often dresses in a shirt and tracksuit bottoms, even though tom is lazy he still does the cleaning and washing for his girlfriend. If u have tom in your life keep him for lifeeee

Niece:can I have some money please
Tom:sure u can

Pearson:wow why is he giving his nieces so much money what a childish man
His gf:yes ikr

by Rutothebooo December 13, 2019