Dirty Spike

A man who’s been a virgin for all of his life because he takes all his std jokes too far. Nothing but a little town whore, bait for all the twinks (Ian). Usually a man of many stories filled with hepatitis A, B and C.

“Awh, man! Don’t pull a Dirty Spike on her”
“She can’t contract what she already has!”
Please, seek help at your local sexual health clinic.

by Shermanator June 16, 2020

spike dump

When you take a small shit in a cop cars front seat.

"I just took a Nifty spike dump in the front seat of a cop car"

by 7 ball February 22, 2018

Ball Spike

When the hair on your previously shaven scrotum get stubbly and pokes the inside of your legs

Joe: Man, shaving my balls yesterday was a bad idea. Now I've got some serious ball spike

Chris: Yeah, I know right? Had that last week, it's no fun

by Brosephalosaurus July 22, 2008

Hobo Spike

A Hobo Spike is the sexual act in which a male jabs his love stick into the eye of a partner.

Bradon: Hey you know that hot chick I saw last night!?
Ryan: Yeah.
Bradon: I fuckin' Hobo Spiked her last night!
Ryan: Awesome!

by Jonesy97 December 04, 2010

dyke spike

A haircut that can be on a guy or girl where the hair is shorter in the back than in the front. Its kinda like a reverse mullet but not quite, and spikier in the back.

Ex.1:"That chick is a lezbo, i mean c'mon look at that dyke spike."
Ex.2:"Matt and Adam have dyke spikes."

by theonetheycallthevisionthatbaresthegift April 03, 2005

spike spiegel

Spike Spiegel is the main character of the hit anime series Cowboy Bebop, a member of the crew of the Bebop, pilot of the Swordfish mk. II and the baddest mothafucka alive. Spike is proficient in jeet kune do and is an excellent pilot and marksman. He works as a bounty hunter alongside his companions Jet Black, Faye Valentine, Ed, and Ein. Throughout the series, Spike remembers hints of his past, such as his arch-nemesis Vicious and his long-lost (and pretty damn hot) lover, Julia.

Spike Spiegel just kicked that guys ass!

by Tha A-Bomb March 15, 2005

parent spiked

Gamer phrase. To be unable to play or group in a game because the parents are making you turn it off.
*spike* is a gamer term that means massive damage all at once from different sources on the same target.

We lost Joe he can't come to the group, he just got parent spiked.

by Aurora Scion March 26, 2008