The Squish & Pinch is a public masturbation technique typically done in 2nd/7th period. In order to do the squish and pinch, you must be half-erect. After those requirements are met, LIGHTLY pinch the tip of your phallus, commence a gentle squishing motion. Now, you should be getting stimulation. Be careful to not draw attention, keep your shoulder stiff whilst maintaining the motion. It will take about 30~ minutes to climax, this will take less if you go faster, but don’t go to fast, that will attract attention.
Did you hear Tendr masturbated in class? How’d he get away with it!
I heard he used the squish & pinch method!
I heard he used the squish & pinch method!
by Xendrilloz January 22, 2022
Get the Squish & Pinchmug. A sexual act involving of the male inserting his testicles into an anus and letting it close on his testicles.
Guy "Dude how was last night?"
Dude"Not good my girl/boyfriend forced me to use the pinch machine."
Guy "Ouch."
Dude"Not good my girl/boyfriend forced me to use the pinch machine."
Guy "Ouch."
by Rally Cry November 4, 2010
Get the pinch machinemug. by Gobbles! May 19, 2015
Get the Pinche Putamug. The professional maneuver of crouching into a threatening crab-like stance, clasping the fingers and thumb into a crab-like claw, yelling the phrase "penis pinch", and quickly approaching the crotch of an unsuspecting victim.
by tox0tes August 3, 2008
Get the penis pinchmug. Pinche: fuck in Spanish (not sex, see: Coger, Chingar)
Joto: Derogatory Mexican-Spanish term for a homosexual; the best English approximation is "faggot."
Together you have Pinche Joto, or in English, fucking faggot
Joto: Derogatory Mexican-Spanish term for a homosexual; the best English approximation is "faggot."
Together you have Pinche Joto, or in English, fucking faggot
by Mark Shawley July 4, 2005
Get the pinche jotomug. by MermaidGlenda September 16, 2009
Get the Pinched Upmug. by Injurious June 26, 2007
Get the Pinch Sniffermug.