Cookie Munter

A person that is not only really ugly (munter), but also really fat.

God *she* is a right fat munter, she must eat loads of cookies, *she's* a Cookie Munter!

by manutdot September 21, 2010

Ugly Ginger Munter

Slack jawed, saggy titted, burger faced harridan. Easily detected by the trail of dribbled food and bin juice it leaves in its wake. Normally has a shopping trolley in its front garden.

We ALL know one of these, don't we?

by Dirty Sanchez May 01, 2003

munter hunter

Fergus Toolan

Fergus Toolan is a prime example of a munter hunter

by K5girl March 11, 2011

Epic gamer Munter

someone who plays videogames and munts regularly

"Hey bro, do you wanna head down to the cemetery and munt your grandma after we play some minecraft?"
"Yeah lets do that, we have to keep the epic gamer munter streak going."

by The munting gigachad January 31, 2025

Lanky munter

A tall and slender unattractive jenson

Jenson is such a lanky munter

by Allah@911 November 09, 2021

Wellie Munter

A person, invariably female, who thinks that Crocs are the height of fashionable footware.

"I don't care how comfortable she says they are, Mandy is a complete Wellie Munter' and is going to catch Urethane Toe if she continues to wear those ridiculous, plastic clogs!"

by Ratskrad June 21, 2022

munter sandidge

getting munted by someone with a gyatt

“i got munter sandidged yesterday by my friends”

by thecreatorofmuntersandidge April 11, 2024