fig slip

when your dick falls out of your underwear unintentionally.

i was taking a video of my cat in the shower, and almost showed my johnson, close fig slip.

i was sleeping on the sofa on a hot day in only my trunks, had a total fig slip.

by Tethax August 5, 2014

Fig boo

The person who has no means to be anything but a selfish, disgusting suck-all, and who hits up your friends for help. It's like all the 90's gross boys rolled up into one.

You thought you had me at 'hello,' - I don't mess with gross fig boo boys, boi.

by Shejess December 28, 2021

Dirty Fig

General term for a venereal disease

I think that lot lizard gave me the dirty fig.

by Rock VB April 24, 2020

Fig leafer

Also can be Fig leafing, Fig leafer is a derogatory term for skinny bodybuilders. The origins of the slur may come from the similarities of having a fig leaf over gentitals being visually close to that of bodybuilders wearing small bikinis bottoms. The term is used in Oregon gyms in the Salem area. It is used by powerlifters who want to jokingly put down other lifters for doing cardio and other fancy exercises that promote a lean physique.

Don't let coach Bob catch you doing cardio in those neon spandex leggings or he will forever call you a fig leafer.

by Bubtothemax September 1, 2017

FIG-JAM

"Fuck im good, just ask me" a cocky head teacher phrase

e.g. "we do know that Nigel Griffiths was so arrogant that by 2016 he was using the term FIG-JAM to describe himself to people"

by JohnJeffSmith November 7, 2020

Fig Wasp

A man with a ludicrously large, and ridiculously oversized penis.

Man o man!! Have you ever made love to Jimmy! I had no idea he was such a Fig Wasp!

by Sealdewheel June 5, 2021

Figs Fade

A street nigga haircut. A 2 on top low bald fade with the line up

You should get the Figs Fade

by Bodega Boy October 31, 2018