When your Man takes off his moist (from split coffee where he's been working hard in the office all day) tie and puts them on your hot sausage prior to accomodating the pepperoni.
"My boyfriend came in about one second when I gave him that tie job. But i tied it too tight and his bellend fell off"
by ihearttiejobs March 4, 2009

by Mr. Gravy 46&2 May 25, 2011

by yes juanito yes March 14, 2015

A high school prank in which someone walks behind someone else and secretly straps their backpack's zippers with a zip-tie. People also zip-tie others by strapping someone else's backpacks to a desk or table or zip-tieing someone else's locker.
Person 1: "Yo dude could I borrow some scissors?"
Person 2: "Why?"
Person 1: "Someone zip-tied me on my way here."
Person 2: "HA"
Person 2: "Why?"
Person 1: "Someone zip-tied me on my way here."
Person 2: "HA"
by Woodie135 October 21, 2011

by Capt Catfish March 23, 2006

Cubical Worker: Dude, the boss always wears that yellow tie on Wednesdays.
Person Making Copies: I know, it's his day-tie.
Person Making Copies: I know, it's his day-tie.
by djfjd May 25, 2009
