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shrek

Go home shrek.
by sidewaydaze562 December 16, 2002
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The Shrek

A green alcholic beverage that will mess you up real good.
Its a secret recipe created by Paul Cave the rapper/cocktail maker.
by MC PC October 25, 2009
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shrek

A large green nasty bowl of marajuana. It is so well packed with walk-around weed that it smokes forever. It has many layers of smoking, just like Shrek and onion have many layers.
"Buddha! You just packed a shrek!!!"
by the chene August 29, 2006
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Shrek

Shrek is God
by SkyMewtwo64 Games December 2, 2019
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shrek

hot green slimy sexy dude
by shrek da hottie May 23, 2021
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Shrek

A god sent from the gods. The holiest god there is. Looks like an ogre and smells like onions. Is here to save our souls from farquaad and to take us to far far away once we die. If you don’t obey his blinding greeness, you will be punished forever with farquaad.
-Hey I just got back from church, my family worships Shrek.
- who is Shrek?
-an ogre god who smells like onions he will save me.
by Shrekmoanalover November 9, 2017
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Shrek

I've started using Shrek as a unit of time, where 1 shrek = 1hr35min (The length of the movie)
Examples :
"See you in a shrek !" (1h35min)
"Dinner will be ready in half a shrek." (47.5min)
"My birthday is only 469.9 shreks away !" (1 month)
by ThingsIdRatherNotSay February 23, 2018
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