shrek

a monster of a woman

Go home shrek.

by sidewaydaze562 December 16, 2002

The Shrek

A green alcholic beverage that will mess you up real good.
Its a secret recipe created by Paul Cave the rapper/cocktail maker.

There's only one of THE SHREK.

by MC PC October 25, 2009

shrek

A large green nasty bowl of marajuana. It is so well packed with walk-around weed that it smokes forever. It has many layers of smoking, just like Shrek and onion have many layers.

"Buddha! You just packed a shrek!!!"

by the chene August 29, 2006

Shrek

God

Shrek is God

by SkyMewtwo64 Games December 2, 2019

Shrek

A character sadly more famous than Mike Myers these days.

To be fair though, Shrek 3 ruined the franchise before the internet got its hands on it.

by CelticEagle February 13, 2019

shrek

hot green slimy sexy dude

i wanna f*ck shrek

by shrek da hottie May 23, 2021

Shrek

God himself, we praise him every day ever since the Religion Update 69.420 that added Shrekstiaity.

Chad: Hail our Lord and Savoir Shrek.
Jeff: I praise Shrek every day too, brother.

by Yes'd June 1, 2019