Peter

by EvilWitch July 17, 2018
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A pita-eatin', potato salad makin', club sandal wearin', Trump supportin', no Baja tire giving, Carson Daly impersonator who never shows up to functions. This is especially true if it involves friends, beer, and sports (in that order).
Did you invite Peter to the BBQ?
Nah, he wouldn't show up and have some lame excuse on how his tummy hurts.

Hey, is Peter going to Baja?
Nah, man. He's still trying to get the dreadlocks removed from his mouth from the last time he came out.
by Reekoh July 16, 2016
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Always saying never mind when he’s trying to say something but to shy to really say it
Who’s annoying peter
by 1Cookir May 26, 2018
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Peter is usually a guy who is very good looking, athletic, and smart. He always acts like he doesn't think he's anything special, but he usually is. He loves to show off in front of people he cares about. Also the greatest boyfriend you could ever have. He is loving and good looking. Peters are very smart, they just don't always use their brain all the time. They are very good at sports. Don't ever lose a Peter, because you will regret it!
"Peter is so cute!"
by 44papi February 11, 2018
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by Axisangle April 23, 2018
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Peter's typically have a non-motivating nature when it comes to activities or careers paths that don't interest them; a lot like small talk.

Peter's are surprisingly the most loyal and reliable people, especially to their partners (who are normally their creative muse) Devoted and loving to one partner their whole life.

He can stress excessively but at the same time can be the most chilled guy you've ever met.

They love their own company but you can never truly tell as they have a charming aurora enticing others to want to be around them more, resulting into mental exhaustion for a Peter.
Hey Peter you wanna hang out, man?

Peter: Yeah! Sounds good

*Plans get cancelled*

Peter: Thank fuck.
by citysleeker June 15, 2018
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An amazing teacherthat is caring, loveable always there for you and LOVES golf. Gives GREAT hugs always gives great advice, and is like a father figure in everyone's life. He truly is the definition of EXTRAORDINARY. He can sometimes be corny but he always makes me laugh and he puts a smile on my face everyday he is my FAVORITE teacher and he's like my best friendbecause I can tell him anything and joke around with him and I know that everything will stay between US and ONLY US!!! Mr.Brunetta is amazing and I'm so HAPPY that I know him .🤘💯💖
"Peter is so amazing"

Person~ "Where's Peter?"
Me~ Oh he's out golfing...😂🙄
by Sourpachkid May 22, 2018
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