Bang Manti Teo's Girlfriend

masturbate

I'm so horny I'm going to have to bang manti teo's girlfriend before i can go to sleep.

by wooderson34 January 17, 2013

Black Bummed Praying Mantis

A serious cyclist who wears black cycle shorts and a bizarre shaped helmet. The saddle posture is bum up and head down with hands clinging to the handlebars giving the look of a praying mantis.

I was carved up by one of those black bummed praying mantis types.Would have kicked his ass if he had one.

by IAIN_D September 2, 2018

Bear Sized Praying Mantis Versus Bear

The awesomest fight in the freakin' world, man.

Did you see that Bear Sized Praying Mantis Versus Bear fight? That was the shit, yo.

by David Kinglord November 21, 2006

Reverse preying mantis

A reverse black widow or preying mantis is a male that kills a female after they mate.

Henry VIII of England was a reverse preying mantis since he would chop a female's head off after they mated.

by Solid Mantis June 16, 2019

Hurtis Mantis

The "technical" term for a person that was not blessed with beauty!

She's thinks she's cute, but she's really a HURTIS MANTIS!
(Hurt-is-man-tis)

by Anico November 23, 2007

Mantis Stan

Very intelligent person who realizes and recognizes mantis solos fiction. Anyone who disagrees is clearly a fat local who has never read a comic in their life xx

Mantis is the most powerful character to ever exist and to not exist -highly intelligent person AKA mantis stan

by Argentlqve July 28, 2022

Manti-gina

Invisible or imaginary "mangina" (See also: mangina)

"That girl was really into him. I mean, she was really after him... but he faked being 'in a relationship'! What's up with that?!"
Answer: "He has a Manti-gina."

by AJH January 17, 2013