Jake

He is the most amazing, sweet, compassionate, forgiving, loving guy. He can't help but try to make your day brighter with every chance he gets. He takes every opportunity to show how much he loves you and tells you he can't imagine a life without you in it. He's the guy I'd be happy spending the rest of my life with and laugh and grow old together. There aren't enough words to describe him and very few people can truly understand him.

Jake

by 00_348 February 2, 2015

Jake

Gay

Jake is GAY

by Chem Chef January 26, 2019

jake

this word is a Cleveland slang from back in the 80's meaning corny , wack , lame ,or weak

"man those rhymes were jake" "he got spinner hubcaps on his car the that shit looks jake"

by mr. dre September 14, 2008

Jake

To call the cops on a party that you were kicked out of...

"dude these guys are assholes, let's Jake"

by Joe Smith Jimmy January 14, 2010

Jake

The name of a man who has an enormous penis. Usually so large no girl can resist. At the sight of his penis most girls cum themselves to death do to dehydration.

Dude. Did you hear about what happened to that girl on the news? Apparently she saw Jake's penis and her pussy got so wet she died.

by MrVade November 27, 2015

jake

a fun nice guy who is darn funny and knows alot of useful things and is very good looking. he DOES not eff goats and or any other animal.

wow, he is a jake...not a kade.

by jadeliciousdamn April 3, 2009

Jakely

Unbelievable, irrational, and insane. See ludicrous.

Whoa, that's a Jakely amount of money you've got there! You must be loaded! -- Dude, you just destroyed an entire city in the name of the Muppets. What a Jakely thing to do.

by BooJoh August 6, 2004