Plank-dangler

A Christian. Follower of Christianity ie; dangling off a plank when being crucified.
My Colleague is a Plank-dangler. She is always quoting from the Bible.
by Foxfield May 4, 2009
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cherry dangler

1.) when poop sticks to your buttcheeks; a dingleberry
i have 7826250250236 cherry danglers hanging from my right butt cheek right now
by jake February 23, 2005
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Louisiana Crab Dangler

A sexual position in which someone performs oral sex on their partner while doing an upside down backwards crab-walk across the floor.
Dude, she gave me Louisiana Crab Dangler the whole way from the kitchen to the bedroom.
by xvampirousx September 25, 2008
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Blue Veined Danglers

A condition of extremely veiny and elongated mammary glands. It first became popular in the mid 70s. Braless and unsupported, the stretched out veiny boobs dangled and created "granny tits' or "Blue veined danglers" typically found on D cups or larger. There is no cure for the disorder.
Gramma had the biggest blue veined danglers I've ever seen!!
by Ivan barrister June 26, 2018
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When a man suspends himself from a ceiling fan in such a fashion that he lays parallel to the ground, and his cock and testes dangle. A woman, or man, who is underneath the suspended then proceeds to bat at the cock and testes as a cat would a toy.
The guys on Grissam's CSI Squad were pretty unhappy about that last case they had off the Strip. His balls were scratched to hell and they had a hell of a time getting him down off that fan. Guess it was a Mississippi Ceiling Dangler gone postal.
by Sturdy Danny McGee December 8, 2009
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