When you say that you have the flu and stay home from school or work just to play super smash bros brawl. It is usually the reason for most people to stay home.
"mom can i stay home today i think i've got the flu or somthing" said jake the snake
"of course, you can do anything you want sweety" said the snake's mom
"YESSSS now i can smash all day, good thing for the smash flu" thought jake in his head as his mom walked away
"of course, you can do anything you want sweety" said the snake's mom
"YESSSS now i can smash all day, good thing for the smash flu" thought jake in his head as his mom walked away
by Kevinanino March 11, 2008
Get the Smash Flumug. having sinus problems, for example: runny nose, sniffles, congestion,etc. due to an all night cocaine binge. Typically the person will not be run down but alert and energetic.
" I think Heather has some bad allergies today, but they don't seem to be slowing her
down." --
-- "Nah, she has the Colombian Flu!"
down." --
-- "Nah, she has the Colombian Flu!"
by Mic Mysteriouz February 28, 2009
Get the Colombian Flumug. The racist Covidiot went to the retarded Trump rally in Tulsa without a mask and caught the Trumpvirus, which they called the "Kung Flu"
by America Lover 🇺🇸 December 16, 2021
Get the Kung Flumug. by MDK 317 October 17, 2008
Get the Bird Flumug. A type of flu, that despite being around for decades and having periodic flare ups that kill relatively few people, is somehow the new supervirus that is going to destroy humanity.
The media's ability to blow this out of proportion rates somewhere between Y2K and WMD in Iraq.
The media's ability to blow this out of proportion rates somewhere between Y2K and WMD in Iraq.
The media has talked nonstop about swine flu for months despite it being less severe and less deadly than the seasonal flu.
Recommended treatment for swine flu: Sprite, chicken soup, and low dose Tylenol.
Jerry caught swine flu! He might not be back to work until Thursday!
You have a greater chance of dying in a car accident on your way to get your swine flu shot than of dying from swine flu.
Recommended treatment for swine flu: Sprite, chicken soup, and low dose Tylenol.
Jerry caught swine flu! He might not be back to work until Thursday!
You have a greater chance of dying in a car accident on your way to get your swine flu shot than of dying from swine flu.
by Agactual October 24, 2009
Get the Swine Flumug. by AnnieBanannie May 18, 2014
Get the zombie flumug. The male shoots a cumshot into a girl’s nostril. This way, the girl will have a runny nose from the dripping cum and will feel like she is sick from the distance of the shot.
by Slydog11 December 20, 2019
Get the Sex flumug.