Got Wood

A term to describe the uncontainable happiness of a human male shown in the proud stance of his genitalia.
"Terry, get your grandad off the dance floor please"

"He's not causing any harm mate, just throwing some shapes, leave him be"

"He's dancing with all the girls and he's got wood, he's gonna take someone's eye out with it"

"Fuck!! Not again"
by Burning blue soul January 16, 2017
mugGet the Got Woodmug.

got Israeled

When you ask someone to share something with you then
steal it and claim it as your property.
or
When someone begs to stay in your place and

tries to throw You away from your place claiming it as their own.
Someone asked to share my table at the coffee shop
then told me to leave cause he had a meeting. I think I
got Israeled.
by Mishkatul Haque October 31, 2023
mugGet the got Israeledmug.

got rice

a vulgar, offensive, racist, but still somewhat amusing pro-asian song by a singer under the name 'azy pride' who stole a tupac beat.

complete lyrics are as follows.
It's the A.Z.N nigga f*ck the rest. Dallas to New York jigga,
We're the best.
Veitnam, to Japan to Mongolia. Phillipine, to Taiwan, To Cambodia. Korea ah..
ah.. home town China, who u got huh?.
U got shit nigga, feel the size, it's the A.Z.N better regonize.
Got Rice bitch? Got Rice? got food, got soup, got spice?
Got brains like us? got skills like us? got cars, got clothes, got gurls like
us?.
Watz up? we the shit and we'll kill ya'll fools. We got money in the bank from
our family jewels, can we help it if we rated and corrupt the
Schools? it don't matter, f*ck the law, shit we'll break the rules.
We jack cars, Pop games, yo we got the tools. Hoop it up , break it down
then we shoot some pools. f*ck with me, f*ck with all bitch of us, don't think
its cool. One on one f*ck THAT it's three on one no duels!
Got Rice bitch? Got Rice? Anything you can show that is nice?
Got cash, got moves, got thoughts like us? f*ck no hell you white, you'll never
be like us.
Take off ur shoes before u enter please or crawl around on the floor with ur
f*cken knees. Don't mind the smell you'll get use to it. Moth
balls, Dried squid, and that buddha shit. What the hell is that? u think I don't
see? no forks in the house, Chopsticks only. Have a taste don't be
scared try the lemond tea. U don't want? thats alright, try the f*ck on me. Got
rice bitch? Got Rice? Got luck everytime you roll the dice? your luck is bad unless
you run and hide , cuz we're thugz for life baby, Asian Pride
by vodka June 2, 2004
mugGet the got ricemug.

greet got

A term used in certain communities on the MMORPG "World of Warcraft" to describe taking an item of value for lesser need, such as for an alternate character, or to sell and not use.
Alliance in defiance guild leader greet got myrmidons signet
by Rombie September 10, 2005
mugGet the greet gotmug.

got to the core

The act of smoke reaching "the core" or center of one's being, following a hard bong rip of marijuana.
"Awwww mannnn.....that one got to the core."

-"You're doing it right, brahhh."

*Cough cough "got to the core-" *cough cough "got-" *cough "got to the core"
by Big24oz. September 9, 2012
mugGet the got to the coremug.

got it honest

To have inherited a trait or behavior from your lineage, family, or something you don't have control over.
Observer: They are not particularly bright are they?
Person: They got it honest, neither is their mother.
by Zayelion February 6, 2022
mugGet the got it honestmug.

(got) the hots for

when someone has a crush on someone but is afraid to blurt it out.
person #1: so, who you (got) the hots for?
person #2: i dunno
by idonotknowmyname June 28, 2013
mugGet the (got) the hots formug.

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