chief plank

If someone is a plank then they're a bit slow or dense at the best of times; not the sharpest tool in the shed as the saying goes. If they r a chief plank then thats the next level of stupidity.

That bloke is the chief of all planks, what is he like?!
This geezer is as thick as two short planks, what a tit?!

by Raydon February 23, 2004

Golden plank

A Golden plank occurs when someone is given the opportunity to perform a simple action. However, instead of completing said action they metaphorically shit the bed.

Did you see Leigh golden plank that shot on goal? What a fuckhead.

by Fairy 9 July 24, 2020

last across the plank'ers

New residents to a gentrified area who want gentrification to stop as soon they arrive, so that the neighborhood retains its pre-gentrification charm. Derivation: to pull up the plank after you cross, thus preventing further access.

Those last across the plank'ers are angry about all the new bars and condos going up in the lower east side.

by Morris Z. June 17, 2007

Aiden Antonio Plonka

A complete stone bag, AAP is the type of guy to rip your whopper 22 times in a row. Also AAP thinks that waterbeds are cool. Although he is sometimes cool he really is just drunk or high

Dave: hey man did you see how fucked up sally was last night
Liam: yeah bro she was totally being an Aiden Antonio Plonka

by UrbanBoi//DictionaryBoi February 4, 2018

Plonka

Plonka can be spelt in many different ways but this is the way I would spell it. This word is usually used by British people and is like the word Pillock it means dumb or stupid. If you go to England and go to the right places you might hear people say it.

Person: {drops tea}
Other person: You bloomin Plonka now I’m going to have to have your tea. For god sake

by Evettx August 13, 2020

Ponk

The combination between the words "pony" and "pink" (refers to the My Little Pony character, Pinkie Pie)

"The Ponk has really made me smile and brightened my day!"

by PinkGloryMLP January 23, 2023

Plunk-A-Dunk

A combination maneuver: Start by face fucking a girl so hard that she pukes, then use the puke as lube for anal sex

No i didn't just get a blow job and some butt sex, it was a plunk-a-dunk.

by Mr. Grundle McPhearson May 1, 2005