Shart

AKA: Shit-Farts
While straining to push out a doozie of a fart, you accidently shit you're pants. Can also happen unexpectedly when attempting a silent but deadly hot fart.Reprocussions: 1.)May just leave a small skid mark or 2.) May ruin you're Wedding Dress. Sharts may prelude to a night of drinking warm Coronas.

ex 1.)I accidently shart my pants in line waiting for my Big Mac.
ex 2.) We all heard the fart, and the look on her face made it evident she had just shart her pants. A quick look in the undies confirmed the fact, and new undies were called in.
ex 3.)I had to shower after that shart.

by Juliagoolia September 15, 2005

shart

a tasty dessert given by french cooks?

i love shart its so tasty

by orangeman69 March 5, 2021

Shart

A fart that turns shitty

The dude sharted and left a spot on my couch when he was trying to make out with me. When I asked him to leave he had a huge wet stain on his ass..omg!!!

by moowillie March 9, 2011

shart

1: To force a fart out to a point shit goes through at the same time.
2: To loose a stupid gamble
3: Adj. to look stupid

Breakfast and lunch are to brunch what shit and fart are to shart.
This guy sharts (looks stupid)
cursword: Shaaaaaaart (instead of shit)

by Skymitch April 29, 2005

shart

v. A blend of a shit and a fart, where one attempts to fart and accidentally releases a small amount of shit. Will often result in a dingleberry and/or a ruined pair of boxers.

Fucking gross man, you just sharted.

by StonedMango March 1, 2008

shart

shit fart

aw, i sharted, i better go wipe....

by sadamus January 21, 2010

Shart

When you get the felling you have to fart, and when you do, a little shit comes out.

1. Dude, can we leave?
2. Why
1. I, uhh, well i sharted.
2. ohh haha ok lets go...

by EWW I SHARTED!!! April 18, 2010