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shut up bro you’re weird

Typically used in discord reaction gifs, “Shut up bro, you’re weird” is the worst thing you could ever say to anyone. Best used against people yapping, aka oversharing.
Jimmy: “Ever heard of this game called Genshin Impa-“
Yvette: “Shut UP bro you’re WEIRD!!!!”
by thepipebombinyourmailbox December 19, 2023
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If I’m down and you’re up

If one is down bad and another is up in a moment the one that happens to be down will be honest about wanting to sabotage the others success. Used to honest about the despicable way you may act in any given situation.

A phrase coined by Nate.
“He’s scared I might try to take his girl if we stay friends and all I could say is if I’m down and you’re up”
by Wavynaps March 30, 2022
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You’re an anti-Semite!!

In its modern usage, “anti-Semite” loosely refers to anyone who says anything bad about the Israeli government, including criticism by Israel’s own citizens. The term is usually thrown around by (1) anyone with bribes or kompromat from Israel, or (2) anyone mindlessly parroting their overlords (see 1).
Ex 1
Human: Samuel Pisar’s stepson gave my tax dollars to Israel, so they could murder tens of thousands of women and children. I wish I was a billionaire so I didn’t have to pay taxes.

Politician: You’re an anti-Semite!!

Ex 2
Millions of Israeli citizens: Benjamin Netanyahu’s war-mongering and targeting of brown civilians, with no plans to retrieve our hostage family members, makes us sad and angry.

Israeli government: You’re an anti-Semite!!

Ex 3
Amsterdam residents: Israeli Maccabi FC fans received a police escort to go around town, shouting racial slurs against Arabs, vandalizing property, burning Palestinian flags, and harassing and destroying taxi cabs. This behavior is unacceptable.

Mayor of Amsterdam: You’re an anti-Semite!!

Benjamin Netanyahu: We’re going to bring Mossad over next time, to target and harass anyone who says anything bad about these Israeli vandals.

Mayor of Amsterdam: Ok sounds great!!

Ex 4
Ben and Jerry’s: We’re still going to sell ice cream in Israel, but not in the illegal occupied territories.

Josh Shapiro: You’re an anti-Semite!! To retaliate, I will use my power as Pennsylvania’s Attorney General to ban Ben and Jerry’s from doing any business with any PA-government affiliated entity.

Kamala Harris: You’re a frontrunner for my VP pick!

Ex 5
ICC: We condemn Benjamin Netanyahu for his war crimes.

American politician overlords: We will sanction the ICC, and invade The Hague if necessary, because… you’re an anti-Semite!!
by WhiteCisGenderHeterosexualMale November 22, 2024
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you’re pulling me

Short for “you’re pulling my leg,” meaning that you think someone is joking with or lying to you.
Friend: *tells outlandish story*

You: you’re pulling me!
by Average_Archetype December 24, 2023
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Mia you’re Naise LMFAO

Big bloody pad: Mia you’re Naise LMFAO
Mia: Naise I’m a Mia I’m koi I’m LMFAO
by Big bloody pad July 11, 2021
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You’re being weird

You’re acting strange, but I still care about you.
You can go back to blocking me. You’re being weird.
by Shesomethnelse May 2, 2022
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It’s Joe Time and you’re enBidened

The official nomination for president of Joe Biden. 2020 it’s Joe Time! our next president!
Well there is goodness of the ballot. It’s Joe Time and you’re enBidened!
by Caro Tejada August 24, 2020
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