when you stick your big ah veiny ah dih inside of the chocolate starfish, then proceed to queef out the asshole
damn trey, i just took a huge ass shit. you wanna fuck me missionary and then stick it in my ass in the missionary anal position to fingerpaint the sheets with my shit.
by 669cherrybombTK September 3, 2025
Get the missionary anal mug.The act of fucking dead goat roadkill in missionary, a ritual among the Tibetan people. Often done as a token of good luck.
My father pulled over on the side off the road to do Tibetan missionary with the dead goat roadkill.
by Urban Dictionary Publishing March 1, 2025
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Missionary dater is one of a religious faith, commonly Christianity, dating a person with differing beliefs (or commonly no beliefs at all), for the purpose of changing that person's beliefs or religion.
Carrie: There are far too many guys out there that don't have my same belief system so I shun them. But aren't I called to spread the good news..? *sigh* Life's busy and time too precious to waste it dating a nonbeliever...
Casey: "heckkk no, I ain't no missionary dater!"
Casey: "heckkk no, I ain't no missionary dater!"
by Howiegal November 21, 2015
Get the Missionary dater mug.Straight-girl version of a power bottom: missionary, legs locked, while piston driving her hips into overdrive, jackhammering upward while the dude on top chills as if he is a human dildo-zero thrusts, completely still.
“Bro, I’m still seeing stars. She looked me dead in the eye, said ‘Don’t you dare move,’ and went full Missionary Power Bottom™ on me. Ten minutes later I was speaking in tongues and the headboard filed a restraining order.”
by ThrustFundManager69 November 7, 2025
Get the Missionary Power Bottom mug.A position in which both parties fight for the battle field. biting, scratching, hair pulling, etc. While still preforming missionary sex
Sonic: bro me and amy had Rad combat missionary last night
Tails: we're video game characters you don't even have a dick
Sonic: shut up tails no one likes you
Tails: we're video game characters you don't even have a dick
Sonic: shut up tails no one likes you
by Vanessa licea February 27, 2020
Get the combat missionary mug.One of those sex positions old people find difficult due to all the floppiness but you can do role play so it’s okay 👍🏻
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