Bus 11

When you have to walk somewhere, you're using Bus 11; your legs.

Person 1: How are you getting home from school?
Person 2: I'm catching Bus 11

Bus 11 by I'm so tiredAF September 16, 2018

Fart Fact 11 

This is a fact unlike most of the stuff submitted by brain dead retards. Because of the food they eat vegetarians fart more than non-vegetarians! Apparently, it's because much of the food they eat, particularly beans and soya based products, carbohydrates made of molecules that are too large to be absorbed in our small intestine during digestion so they pass into the large intestine still intact. This leads to an increase in certain bacteria in the lower intestine needed to break down these carbohydrates which produces large amounts of hydrogen, nitrogen and carbon dioxide gas. So the next time a vegetarian tells you to stop eating meat to lower your carbon footprint, tell them to stop farting and set an example.

“Kim farts more than Malcolm!”
“It’s because she’s a vegetarian, fart fact 11.”

Fart Fact 11 by AKACroatalin October 30, 2019

october 11

eat a leaf of basil day. on october yoy are suppose to eat a leaf of basil. for fun.

hey its October 11th, you know what that means!

october 11 by souper sexc February 12, 2021

11 year old 

A human who is 11 years old and breaths

Human:hey what are you
11 year old human:I'm an 11 year old human
Human:OK 11 year old human

11 year old by 11 year old human May 2, 2022

May 11 

National beat the shit out of someone day

Oh its May 11 I get to nationally beat the shit out of you today

May 11 by anonymous December 6, 2020

9/11 

1) the beginning of the 3 weeks that my home was covered in smoke and the smell of asbestos and dust.
2) The day my cousin died.
3) The day a good friend almost died but was carried down 35 flights of steps by a total stranger
4) A lesson in sensitivity and awareness to a number of people

9/11 was a big deal and has a lot of political and cultural significance that needs to be addressed thoughtfully adn carefully.

9/11 by Kaltamati September 8, 2003

March 11 

National Boys have to say yes day.

Karen: Hey joshua can I have a hug
Joshua: ew no
Karen:it’s march 11! You have to!

March 11 by cheeky cheeseeeeee March 10, 2021