by DERPmaster7 September 26, 2018
A curmudgeon so loathsome and foul, even his own wouldn’t piss on his face if it were to on fire. Known well for his pompously smug demeanor and although if one were in doubt, they would only need to look at his shamefully Impotent micro penis to be 100% sure.Daves baby dick is so Infamously dainty tiny and shit covered , it deemed him the alias”Maintenance Man Dave the completely dickless and totally shit Flavored Cunt.
Man , that maintenance man is gonna have to get his fuckin hip replaced if he doesn’t slam shut his completely Dickless and shit flavored cunt cremated. ~ Oh, I see … you must have met MAINTENANCE MAN DAVE!
by Flip4NiK8 November 29, 2023
by freebitcoins.com May 23, 2022
The contraband and occasional cellphone storage compartment of a males anus, who is in jail or is facing immediate jail time.
Make sure to break the filters off your cigarettes before you put them in your man purse, that way you can fit more in it.
by MrSnatchSlayer November 04, 2020
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