Holy fucking balls shit covered in cheese sauce

Phrase used to describe unbelievable moments of shock, frustration, anger, or confusion. Particularly used by Kyla during college bowl games to describe upsets!

When Alabama lost every hope of winning the sugar bowl Kyla yelled "Holy fucking balls shit covered in cheese sauce".

by skinner January 3, 2014

my dad would beat the shit out of me

see: Natsuki

Natsuki: my dad would beat the shit out of me if he found this

by f1n3 is not a n00b March 4, 2021

[A bitch ass nigga that got his shit rocked]

Isaac Alvarez is a bitch ass nigga that cant back up his mouth

person 1: aye you ever see A bitch ass nigga that got his shit rocked
person 2: yea I've seen Isaac Alvarez

by jerryifuckedurmom June 12, 2017

Whiny-ass Emo Faggot Wannabe Poser Shit

A term used to describe the music of Tokio Hotel and My Chemical Romance.

Tokio Hotel Fan: OMG OMG OMG I'M SO EXCITED FOR THE TOKIO HOTEL CONCERT!!!! *(Makes poster)*
Person With Common Sense: Tokio Hotel? They SUCK! Their music is whiny-ass emo faggot wannabe poser shit!! *(Enjoys good music, e.g. The Who.)

by TheHippie (the real one) December 27, 2009

Ten Pounds of Camel Shit in a Nine Pound Bag

Osama bin Laden; taken from a comedy song that parodies "Oh Susannah" and makes fun of Osama bin Laden.

"Oh bin Laden,
You fucking make me gag;
You're like ten pounds of camel shit
In a nine pound bag."

by JustAnotherGuy February 2, 2005

r u kidding dog lawn shitting lol

When someone's dog shits on the front lawn right in front of a home owner, while I laugh. Why???? Lol, because the dog shits and the dog owner picks it up, total intentional jester, funny as hell, but r u kidding me???? Can't we all just get along ( not a Rodney King Reference). WTF well the world's a crazy place!

I don't know how you have those training skills, but obviously you know more than you've been given credit for, I saw your dog shit on my lawn and I was like r u kidding dog lawn shitting lol I'M SO CONFUSED!!!?????!!!!????the funniest part is that you picked it up quick as it dropped.

by marioM July 25, 2019

don't shit where you eat

Do not cheat on bae with bae's friend and then be mean to those who saw.

Dickson hooked up with Sarah in front of a room of people and Mel, yet is still mean to her who could text Leigha in .5 seconds and let her know. Don't shit where you eat.

by mluque July 15, 2016