Short Man Syndrome

Men that need to make up for their vertically challenged bodies by being overly aggressive.

Haydn has short man syndrome.

by libheway March 26, 2022

Dead man walking.

When a man is balltagged, but the pain is delayed, allowing him to enact his revenge before he keels over from pain shock.

Ex. Dead man walking.

Kyle balltagged me, but I was a dead man walking. So I got to blunt force castrate his ass before we both dropped.

by Microweinerman September 10, 2023

mans

the 3rd best character EYE EMM OOH

Mans easily solos every verse pretty much

by fortnite jake April 12, 2021

Jaden The Hot Man

He has a big penis to pound ur mums ass or fanny

I am getting shagged by jaden the hot man

by Jadenisswaggyyy March 5, 2022

see a man about some porcelain

Go to the bathroom

*Leslie stands up from the table* Excuse me, I’ve gotta see a man about some porcelain.

by donnylovedbowling November 2, 2021

magic man

neglecting your friend for someone else, for instance your friend leaving you for some girl

"where's aaron?"
"he left"
"so he's a magic man yea?"

by finemagician November 22, 2023

Cage man

Cage man. Much more primitive and aggressive than your typical cave man. Where a cave man has the freedom to roam in and out of his cave at his leisure, the cage man spends its life confined to a small cage. Very rarely will a cage man escape this torment. But when it does, it will unleash the type of hell a cave man could only dream of.

Man you you’re acting like a cage man

by lucas_579_ March 24, 2021