up your ass & to the left

A dismissive way to answer someone annoying you for help, or just to be an asshole. Especially useful at work.

"Where can I find the foot-long dildos?" "Up your ass & to the left."

"Did you get that memo from the staff meeting?" "Yeah, it's up your ass & to the left."

by Dharma Midget December 16, 2019

Stiring up the possoums/stiring

Looking for trouble.
Is an Asutralian term that comes from when people would shove a stick in a hollow log and stir vigourously in order to provoke a violent reaction.

1. Quit Stiring him up

2. this blokes going round stiring up the possums

by Daniel "The_Monkey_Pope" Tucker February 15, 2005

Shits me up the wall

When you’re so angry, you throw your shit upwards and get it all over the walls

‘It shits me up the wall when I can’t see my feet from under my stomach’

by Shitsmeupthewall May 31, 2019

All hopped up on goofballs

When you're high on cocaine

After I did a couple lines,, man was I all hopped up on goofballs !

by RayRay's bad for you Chris... February 18, 2017

Open up a bag of chips

the odor of a fart; to foul up the air

Damn man, did you open up a bag of chips?

by Phunhog February 4, 2009

Clean up on aisle one

A post-coital muff dive.

"Oh James," Gasped Sarah, "that was a spectacular ride! Now." She winked, "Howabout a clean up on aisle one?"

by kenikeli July 31, 2012

Facebook Summer "One-upping"

The period of time right after school gets out, and into the greater part of summer, when people on Facebook must one-up everyone's posts to try to show that they're having a better summer than everyone else.

Person 1's Post: Had a fun time last night, I love summer.

Person 2's Post: Last night was INSANE, this summer's gonna be awesome!

Person 3's Post: Yesterday could NOT have been any better! And today will be just as awesome! My summer is gonna be soooo badass!!

Person 1's Post: Wow it's like a Facebook summer "one-upping" convention.

by Cody Mu October 27, 2011