stick up your ass

Describing some one very stern or strict. Often used to describe parents or authorities.

> Hey, are you going to the show tomorrow?
< No......
> Why not? They're only in town for a couple weeks.
< No, see, it's just my parents. The damn assholes have sticks up their asses!
> Oh that sucks.
< Yeah, tomorrow I'm going to one of them and say, "You know, you really have a stick up your ass." and they'll be like "Oh...."

by sam _ November 29, 2006

Talking out of his ass

1. Words produced from a man that does not know what he is talking about. Often in an attempt to offer assistance with some type of problem or dilemma. The dialog usually is nonsensical and is of no help. It is often just made up bullshit with no basis in fact.

2. Dialog used by TV cable news pundits and talk radio hosts such as Rush Limbaugh, Glenn Beck, et. all.

Bill said I need a new head gasket, but I think he was just talking out of his ass. He doesn't know shit about cars!

Man, how can you listen to that fat bastard Rush Limbaugh talking out of his ass day after freaking day!

Hey, was that Glenn Beck I just heard talking out of his ass again? Turn that fucking douchebag off!

by keep it real dickheads!! August 26, 2009

adrian faggot ass hernandez

Bitch ass Luther fucker who screams like a little girl.

Adrian faggot ass Hernandez is a bitch.

by Elmar_poison March 16, 2017

Opening a can of whoop-ass

(Verb) The act of unleashing a beat-down upon a human being

The drunk dumbfuck wouldn't stop talking shit, so I began by opening a can of whoop-ass on him; now he's being treated for a broken jaw.

by HurricaneLayne December 30, 2009

Big Bag of Smashed Ass

A way to describe a smell that is soo repulsive, even shit itself can't stand to bear it.

When Josh is done taking a shit, it smells like a Big Bag of Smashed Ass!

by Captain Wafer February 24, 2010

Toot dat ass up

A word or term that’s used in Prison when a inmate wants a man’s genitals or butt.

Big fella, you wanna throw that back up, I want you to toot dat ass up.

Or…

You gonna do yo time while getting hit from behind, now toot dat ass up.

Or…

Since yo girl wanna blow that back up, she can go on and toot dat ass up.

by Mack daddy of daddies June 27, 2021

finger in the booty ass bitch

A term used to describe someone who irritates others easily.

Kanye west.

That's why you're a finger in the booty ass bitch

by St.luke January 27, 2017