"I can't believe the teacher got mad and sent me to the office because I stood up in class. Unreasonable crash out"
by anonymous March 16, 2025
Get the Unreasonable Crash outmug. Passed out or nodded out from drugs/alcohol in the front seats of a vehicle, both parked and moving.
“Trent wake up! You’re hella curbed out and I need you to navigate”
“I was way curbed out driving home last night, I coulda wrecked.”
Origin: A friend of a friend had a job as a driver for UPS or FedEx or some shit, but also had a drug problem. He would be at work and start nodding out while driving, either from drug use or last of sleep partying too hard. As he momentarily fell asleep he would wake up when his truck smashed into the curb. Eventually it came to mean generally falling asleep in a car or somewhere you shouldn’t be sleeping, with the likelyhood of a not-so pleasant wake up.
“I was way curbed out driving home last night, I coulda wrecked.”
Origin: A friend of a friend had a job as a driver for UPS or FedEx or some shit, but also had a drug problem. He would be at work and start nodding out while driving, either from drug use or last of sleep partying too hard. As he momentarily fell asleep he would wake up when his truck smashed into the curb. Eventually it came to mean generally falling asleep in a car or somewhere you shouldn’t be sleeping, with the likelyhood of a not-so pleasant wake up.
by Dusty Punk Bitches May 2, 2019
Get the Curbed Outmug. When the stresses of one's life become so overbearing that they strip themself naked and start arbitrarily fucking the space or room that they occupy.
by ComeOnEileen04 June 17, 2022
Get the Fucking outmug. Go fuck yourself Ed Sheeran! Ginger fucking faggot! THAT! That right there is why Taylor is fucking Travis instead of you!
Ed Sheeran "Muh daddy told me 'Stay out of politics and religion' lalala I'm a ginger fairy!"
Hym "No... No. Participating in politics is my DUTY as a citizen and I'm a devout Pandeist Gnostic! I NEED to disparage their incest cult as a part of my religion! Because as Thomas Payne said 'To a Deist, the word of God is written in the laws of the universe and to Hym all scripture is a forgery.' And as a Gnostic I believe your God is evil. I have a RIGHT to express my religious views and this all perfectly coincides with things I've said in the past! Wait... Was that an Ed Sheeran song? You know what? I don't care."
Hym "No... No. Participating in politics is my DUTY as a citizen and I'm a devout Pandeist Gnostic! I NEED to disparage their incest cult as a part of my religion! Because as Thomas Payne said 'To a Deist, the word of God is written in the laws of the universe and to Hym all scripture is a forgery.' And as a Gnostic I believe your God is evil. I have a RIGHT to express my religious views and this all perfectly coincides with things I've said in the past! Wait... Was that an Ed Sheeran song? You know what? I don't care."
by Hym Iam April 25, 2024
Get the Stay out of politics and religionmug. 
Pull-out value is a variable determined by a females attractiveness, and directly correlates to the probability of pulling out. Pull-out value is on a scale from 0-1.
Very attractive; Pull-out value of .90
I mean shes hot I guess; .70
Dude she is homeless; .20
Very attractive; Pull-out value of .90
I mean shes hot I guess; .70
Dude she is homeless; .20
by K H I N G October 2, 2016
Get the Pull-out valuemug. by Pharoah Amer June 23, 2016
Get the gauging my eyes outmug.