I don't have words

Literally.as it sounds. Expression used when someone is shocked and dismayed about something.
"I don't have words"is what ariana grande said
After the shootings at the concert in birmingham england
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I zVortex I

“OMG I’m sooo wet right now because I have I zVortex I in my bed
by I zVortex I April 16, 2024
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Follow me i know the way.

Follow me i know the way is mainly used by pedophiles and rapists as a way to lure in smaller children that are lost by telling them that they know the way.
Pedophile walks up to a lost child

Pedophile: "Hi are you alright?"

Child: "No sir im lost!"

Pedophile: "Follow me i know the way."
by DirtyFlipFlops January 24, 2017
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Things I think while I shit

Shit shart. Shitilly shart. Shit shoot shitilly shart. Shartilly shit shoot. Shootilly shit shat... Shart... I wish I could optimize my shit texture... I'd have to be some kind of weird dork to live like that though... "Hey, Hym. Why do you only eat gummy bears?" "Oh, yeah. Because it keeps my shit both dry and moist enough to minimize the amount of wiping I have to do" They'd think I was insane... Until they tried it... Then they would realize I'm the greatest mind the world has ever seen....
Hym "I don't actually only eat gummy bears but there is an optimal texture and if I could only find it... I would never have to wipe again! But these are the things I think while I shit."
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I cant go

It means that somethings not going to happen to you.
"She beat him up and he did nothing"

Me: "Oh hell nah I cant go."
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I swill

A contraction for "I swear I will"

Popularized in Fairfield CT by Andreina of the Muscle Sisters
I'll make the coffee rolls for breakfast tomorrow.

Do you promise?

I swill.
by The Editor in Chief September 05, 2022
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