your mom

the person who i do every night.

Friend:WHERE WERE YOU WE WERE MENT TO HANGOUT TODAY WEVE BEEN PLANING THIS FOR A MONTH, YOU DISSAPOINT OF A CHILD WHY DID YOUR PARENTS DECIDE TO BIRTH YOU, YOU WASTE OF SEMEN. I WISH YOU WERE NEVER BORN YOU FREAK CHILD, I HATE YOU AND EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU I WISH YOU WOULD DIE ALREADY. AND WHAT COULD YOU POSSIBLY BE DOING?!

Me:your mom

by yourmom69notclickbaitrealARF October 20, 2021

your mom

what im fucking tonight

im gonna fuck your mom

by buttsexwithyourmotherr May 14, 2021

Your Mom

A whale. A cow, perchance. 500+ lbs. at the very minimum.

Chad: Your mom is wicked fat.

by The Definer Your Mom March 23, 2022

your mom

A phrase that is easy to describe on urban dictionary because everyone has used it.

1: Dude, there's like a million definitions for "your mom" on urban dictionary.

2: Your mom.

by pocketlint60 March 17, 2010

Your mom

A joke that isn't funny, and never will be. Grow up.

James: 'It's really wet today'
Sam: 'Like your mom'
James: 'Did no one tell you that's not funny anymore?

by iLiKebLOoD March 2, 2022

Your mom

Anyone who says is a real big old person

Your mom

by BIG JIM AND I MEAN BIG December 18, 2021

Your mom

Often used as an insult. I'll make examples of both but your mom is often used as an insult or compliment about someones mom. Or just straight up making fun of you and/or mom.

Good use:

Friend: Hey man! Your mom is pretty cool!
Person: Thanks, she is the best!

Bad use:

Bully: Dude, I f##ked your mom

Example #2

Bully #2: Your mom is gay!

by Weirdly specific November 29, 2018