Whale Watching

The sport of watching a fatty go from being hideous to gorgeous in the space of 10 pints

Donz "Dim you going whale watching again tonight?"
Dim "Enough talk lads Kim is giving me the eye" downs pint number 6
Veitch "wahheyy enjoy the whale watching"
Jack "Don't forget the harpoon"

by MegRoe October 19, 2018

Beach my whale

The act of doing nothing after eating a large amount of food.

I just ate so much food. I'm going to go home and beach my whale.

I just want to order skip and beach my whale tonight.

by SearchFHG October 25, 2018

Web whale

A mobility scooter-obese woman who tries to find some sex by using Tinder as a means of hiding her bariatric condition.

"You remember I told you bout Debbie from Tinder? Turned out she was a damn web whale! "
" You're so desperately fat and deformed the only way you can get close to a sexual intercourse is from being a web whale."

by thisability November 2, 2018

skank whale

A large she-beast.

The woman whose creases swallow strong men whole.

Usually red of hair, likes to dance like a hippo. Skank whales are known to eat small children.
Skank whales are stupid. Usually so stupid they think they are actually smart. Known to be carriers of every known venereal disease.

That skank whale just keeps talking...I think she shit herself eeeew!

by therealdedloc July 17, 2017

whale dynamite

Trying something which has failed spectacularly in the past, the way that Oregon authorities tried to remove a rotting whale carcass from a beach with dynamite, apparently thinking it would vanish in a fireball rather than being spread over a wide area in the form of chunks of rancid whale blubber -- and then thirty years later tried to do the same thing.

Cutting rich people's taxes in order to stimulate the economy is nothing but whale dynamite.

by johnmburt1960 July 19, 2017

whale porn

The display of sexual intercourse between two fat mammals.

Waddup pal, I found some crazy whale porn gangbang, 3 obese niggers pounding a 500 lbs milf.

While whale watching we observed the penetration of a female humpback whale by the 9 feet penis of an male orca. Best life whale porn ever !

by MadPounder August 12, 2017

beached whale

Ally silva

Hey you know that beached whale "ya ally silva" hahahahH

by Billyjeanig12345 August 23, 2017